Satirical Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#satirical
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Apr 2025 9:07pm
6th Apr 2025 9:07pm
The Horny Poet
The
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
#fish
#funny
#satirical #WritingPoetry
#satirical #WritingPoetry
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
Bear, Bare Truths
Just
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Mar 2025 6:53pm
23rd Mar 2025 6:53pm
Frozen in time
From my bedroom window
I look upon
Hastings castle ruins
The view from my window
The ruins appear as a
Giant sleeping Hermaphrodite
Sculptured in stone
Song:
Head, shoulders, tits, and toes
Tits, and toes
(Repeat once...)
And eyes, and ears
And penis, and nose
Head, shoulders, tits, and toes
Tits, and toes....
by Jemia
I look upon
Hastings castle ruins
The view from my window
The ruins appear as a
Giant sleeping Hermaphrodite
Sculptured in stone
Song:
Head, shoulders, tits, and toes
Tits, and toes
(Repeat once...)
And eyes, and ears
And penis, and nose
Head, shoulders, tits, and toes
Tits, and toes....
by Jemia
#funny
#LGBT
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Mar 2025 11:59pm
22nd Mar 2025 11:59pm
Lucky Lucy!
It appeared to be an ordinary
Very cute maturing kitten
Everyone that saw it
Were instantly smitten
What no-one realised
The secret behind this pet
That hadn't been diagnosed yet
This puss, had been born a pup
Part shihtzu, part bulldog
The complicated op was worth
As she was able to give birth
After first canging her name
From Lucky to Lucy
Which looked nearly the same
She was at last fully feline
Later giving birth
To four pupkits (for what it's worth!)
Part Bulldog
Part Shihtzu
Part Cat ...
Very cute maturing kitten
Everyone that saw it
Were instantly smitten
What no-one realised
The secret behind this pet
That hadn't been diagnosed yet
This puss, had been born a pup
Part shihtzu, part bulldog
The complicated op was worth
As she was able to give birth
After first canging her name
From Lucky to Lucy
Which looked nearly the same
She was at last fully feline
Later giving birth
To four pupkits (for what it's worth!)
Part Bulldog
Part Shihtzu
Part Cat ...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Mar 2025 5:51pm
20th Mar 2025 5:51pm
Going Apeshit!
Archaic arcadian ancestors
Dwelt within their arcady
(This whilst in the OED
on Archimedes Screw!)
I also found Arcane
A secret known to a few
Accidentally rediscovered
In London Zoo
Within the monkey cage
Where-in was placed
Darwins loo!
by Jemia
Dwelt within their arcady
(This whilst in the OED
on Archimedes Screw!)
I also found Arcane
A secret known to a few
Accidentally rediscovered
In London Zoo
Within the monkey cage
Where-in was placed
Darwins loo!
by Jemia
#funny
#philosophical
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
19th Mar 2025 1:00pm
19th Mar 2025 1:00pm
I Love Swede!
I bumped into a friend
the other day
And they asked
if i was okay
I told them
i couldn't get a swede anywhere!
They asked if
i was making a soup
I said "No, i full swear
"I just like sex with
Swedish people!"
I wonder if they taste
a bit swed'ish?
by Jemia
the other day
And they asked
if i was okay
I told them
i couldn't get a swede anywhere!
They asked if
i was making a soup
I said "No, i full swear
"I just like sex with
Swedish people!"
I wonder if they taste
a bit swed'ish?
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Mar 2025 4:51pm
18th Mar 2025 4:51pm
Long John Silver Cruises (5-7-5 Senryu)
All
stressed
pirates
Need
a
break
from
piracy
Require
aargh,
and
aargh!
by Jemia
stressed
pirates
Need
a
break
from
piracy
Require
aargh,
and
aargh!
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
53 reads
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Ambjr
Poem Published
15th Mar 2025 4:34pm
15th Mar 2025 4:34pm
keystrokes - shitty poetry part 1
#lies
#satirical
#technology
72 reads
8 Comments
Indie
Miss Indie
Miss Indie
Poem Published
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
Mabon (and tinned apples)
The website told me to
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
#LifeCycle
#satirical
#spiritual
136 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
13th Mar 2025 1:53am
13th Mar 2025 1:53am
Tip Toes
Life as a rioter
Or a rioting writer
Troth
Or truth
Same bullshit
Different vowels
People
Are people
I suppose
From the ends of their tips
To the end of their toes
Whether
They tell the truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
Or a rioting writer
Troth
Or truth
Same bullshit
Different vowels
People
Are people
I suppose
From the ends of their tips
To the end of their toes
Whether
They tell the truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
12th Mar 2025 11:36pm
12th Mar 2025 11:36pm
Cerberus
If i were to obtain a pet dog
The best deal around
Was buy one
Get two free!
All in one package
Instead of a four-legged friend
A three-headed Cerberus fiend!
This wouldn't work for me though
I prefer cats!
And imagine patting your pet on the heads?
I have only two hands
I'd worry at the head not patted
Would it get jealous
And perhaps eat me?
by Jemia
The best deal around
Was buy one
Get two free!
All in one package
Instead of a four-legged friend
A three-headed Cerberus fiend!
This wouldn't work for me though
I prefer cats!
And imagine patting your pet on the heads?
I have only two hands
I'd worry at the head not patted
Would it get jealous
And perhaps eat me?
by Jemia
#dogs
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#mythology
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Mar 2025 10:59pm
11th Mar 2025 10:59pm
Troth II
People, are people
I suppose
From the end
Of their tips
To the end
Of their nose
Whether they tell
The truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
I suppose
From the end
Of their tips
To the end
Of their nose
Whether they tell
The truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#satirical
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