Satirical Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#satirical
Floaters
Floating voters
Currently blocking
The sewage overflow
That lead
Through the middle of
The Houses
(of Parliament)
Where most of the shit
Resides
by Jemia
Currently blocking
The sewage overflow
That lead
Through the middle of
The Houses
(of Parliament)
Where most of the shit
Resides
by Jemia
#politics
#pollution
#satirical
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Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry
#PopCulture
#villanelle
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Palm Reader
In a moment of pique
I was told
To go talk to you
I don't know why
Or to what i may of done
But she obviously trusts you
And i know
You've been attached to each other
Throuhout your lifes
And that perhaps you may help me
To solve this riddle
I am aware
That she can be a bit offhand sometimes
Ive known you as long as her
And she never seemed to object
When ive held you
Or you've looked a little shaken
Before ive kissed you
If i kiss you now
Will it make her feel better?
At this point
The...
I was told
To go talk to you
I don't know why
Or to what i may of done
But she obviously trusts you
And i know
You've been attached to each other
Throuhout your lifes
And that perhaps you may help me
To solve this riddle
I am aware
That she can be a bit offhand sometimes
Ive known you as long as her
And she never seemed to object
When ive held you
Or you've looked a little shaken
Before ive kissed you
If i kiss you now
Will it make her feel better?
At this point
The...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
#funny #LifeAsAWriter
#funny #LifeAsAWriter
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Phony Love
I sit within
The silence of my solitude
Waiting for you
Falling into a softly silent subtle abyss
As a moment of grief
Engulfs me
As it rips out my already fractured heart
Your betrayal
Both frustrates me with its poignancy
And its irony
That you should now share a bed
With my past lover
My nemesis
Why?
I was happy with you
But this menage et troix
Of BT, EE, and me
Is not a compatability that i desire
I shall seek a new lover
by Jemia
The silence of my solitude
Waiting for you
Falling into a softly silent subtle abyss
As a moment of grief
Engulfs me
As it rips out my already fractured heart
Your betrayal
Both frustrates me with its poignancy
And its irony
That you should now share a bed
With my past lover
My nemesis
Why?
I was happy with you
But this menage et troix
Of BT, EE, and me
Is not a compatability that i desire
I shall seek a new lover
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
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Not Knowing The Day Of The Year (5-7-5 Senryu)
Is
it
Thursday
now?
I
thought
it
was
a
Tuesday
Twenty
twenty
five
by Jemia
it
Thursday
now?
I
thought
it
was
a
Tuesday
Twenty
twenty
five
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle
#MovingOn
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Boris
Basketball player extraordinnaire
With the most uncontrollable hair
Became a zip wire butterfly
With a flag on each wing
Was a relief he didn't sing
phwa! phwa! phwa!
It was soon to be unfurled
His curious fascination with Peppa Pig World
A hobby of making buses, out of old wooden crates
And a handshake with a diplomat for nearly two minutes
The look on her face, it seemed like it was infinite
Phwa! phwa! phwa!
A Japanese kid challenged Boris in a Rugby game
Boris charged through him, left the kid nearly lame ...
With the most uncontrollable hair
Became a zip wire butterfly
With a flag on each wing
Was a relief he didn't sing
phwa! phwa! phwa!
It was soon to be unfurled
His curious fascination with Peppa Pig World
A hobby of making buses, out of old wooden crates
And a handshake with a diplomat for nearly two minutes
The look on her face, it seemed like it was infinite
Phwa! phwa! phwa!
A Japanese kid challenged Boris in a Rugby game
Boris charged through him, left the kid nearly lame ...
#politics
#satirical
#funny
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The Toilet Tree
I needed a toilet
With a tree
Or so it sounded to me
I ask at a chemist
(I think it was Boots)
For a toilet tree
But all they offer me
IS a sham poo
I go to the park
For a lark
And see a dog
Having a leg up
Against a tree
That wasn't quite right for me
Despite my idea initially
So i try another chemist
Asking again for a toilet tree
They offer me a per fume
Which smelt quite nice in a room
But cost the earth
And returning to my berth
Got to thinking
Afterall
That i no longer...
With a tree
Or so it sounded to me
I ask at a chemist
(I think it was Boots)
For a toilet tree
But all they offer me
IS a sham poo
I go to the park
For a lark
And see a dog
Having a leg up
Against a tree
That wasn't quite right for me
Despite my idea initially
So i try another chemist
Asking again for a toilet tree
They offer me a per fume
Which smelt quite nice in a room
But cost the earth
And returning to my berth
Got to thinking
Afterall
That i no longer...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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Pointedly
I oft times think
I could write about anything
At a drop of a pin
But other times
That pin
Could be like
Looking for a needle
In a haystack
And i not getting the point
Until i step on it!
by Jemia
I could write about anything
At a drop of a pin
But other times
That pin
Could be like
Looking for a needle
In a haystack
And i not getting the point
Until i step on it!
by Jemia
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry #philosophical
#WritingPoetry #philosophical
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In A Pickle
There once was a man Mcfuddle
Who got himself into a muddle
He made himself a jerkin
Out of an out of date gherkin
And got in a bit of a pickle
by Jemia
Who got himself into a muddle
He made himself a jerkin
Out of an out of date gherkin
And got in a bit of a pickle
by Jemia
#limerick
#satirical
#funny
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The Big Bang (5-7-5 Senryu)
Nuclear
Energy
Comes
in
a
myriad
form
Just
don't
go
off
bang!
by Jemia
Energy
Comes
in
a
myriad
form
Just
don't
go
off
bang!
by Jemia
#environment
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
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ghosts of christmas present!
quirky days.
two weeks ago,
i was at a xmas ball,
where i met Santa, and Elvis.
today i met someone called Sean,
it was his birthday,
and no kidding,
he had a Jesus like beard
he was 26 yrs old today.
i mentioned that my initials were once JC,
and that my mothers name was Mary,
but my father was neither a carpenter,
or a Roman sol;dier!
small world really.........
by Jemia
two weeks ago,
i was at a xmas ball,
where i met Santa, and Elvis.
today i met someone called Sean,
it was his birthday,
and no kidding,
he had a Jesus like beard
he was 26 yrs old today.
i mentioned that my initials were once JC,
and that my mothers name was Mary,
but my father was neither a carpenter,
or a Roman sol;dier!
small world really.........
by Jemia
#Christmas
#satirical
#funny
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The Very Spunky Funky Monkey
The monkey
Very funky
Quite spunky
A little drunky
Never flunky
Kind of glunky
Always hunky
Sometimes glunky
And partly punky
But always
The spunky funky monkey!
ooh ooh ahhh!!!
by Jemia
Very funky
Quite spunky
A little drunky
Never flunky
Kind of glunky
Always hunky
Sometimes glunky
And partly punky
But always
The spunky funky monkey!
ooh ooh ahhh!!!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
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