Parody by Top Critiquers Poems
#parody
Related Theme
#satirical
parody by top critiquers poems. Poems written by members who have given lots of feedback to other poets this month.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
My live storie
Im heere two tel u that u ned too stay in skol
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
#determination
#parody
#PersonalGrowth
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
79 reads
10 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
231 reads
30 Comments
Numer90
Numer0-un0
Numer0-un0
Poem Published
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
Sicari0
#parody
435 reads
2 Comments
Ahavati
Tams
Tams
Poem Published
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
700 reads
22 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC TITLES EROTICISED
#erotic
#funny
#music #parody
#music #parody
132 reads
3 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
233 reads
6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
372 reads
5 Comments
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
86 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
282 reads
2 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
Ballad of the Fire Swamp
O give me a home where nobody will roam
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
#love
#lyrics
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
175 reads
2 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2022 3:59am
3rd Sep 2022 3:59am
keep it simple, stupid
when writing poetry
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
#parody
373 reads
10 Comments
DU Poetry : Parody by Top Critiquers Poems
