Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Aug 2024 2:39pm
18th Aug 2024 2:39pm
Bouncy Iggle Pops! (Nonsense Verse!)
Well missal my crowthorpe!
And cast asunder
My eggulwumps
For i have flobble wobbled
To the tiggle wiggle
And lost my blobble
In a wibble weaver
I had some bouts adoubt it
But was soon resolved
With a bot hawter wattle
And now my iggle pops
Are much more bouncy now!
by Jemia
And cast asunder
My eggulwumps
For i have flobble wobbled
To the tiggle wiggle
And lost my blobble
In a wibble weaver
I had some bouts adoubt it
But was soon resolved
With a bot hawter wattle
And now my iggle pops
Are much more bouncy now!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2024 2:28pm
23rd Jul 2024 2:28pm
A Swallow Without Wings
I knew an old lady
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
That swallowed a war
Yet she knewb it wouldn't work
As she'd tried it before
I knew an old lady
That swallowed her tears
At all the abuse
She'd suffered for years
I knew an olf lady
That swallowed her rapist
It happened in childhood
Her rapist was papist
I knew an old lady
That swallowed more bullshit
Her husband was lying
And she just knew it
I knew an old lady
That swallowed his cheating
She didn't dare question him
Or face another beating
I...
#abuse
#aging
#parody
#surreal
#women
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2024 1:21pm
23rd Jul 2024 1:21pm
A Concern
I may of swallowed
A small fly
Does that make me
An old lady?
Or
Am i only catergorised as such
If i then go on
To swallow a spider?
I am a touch concerned
That anything larger
Than a very small spider
May be difficult to swallow
Like an iguana
Or cat, etc etc
(Asking for a neighbour, that lives in a shoe)
Also heard from another friend
That spiders
Can put one off
Eating curds, and whey?
by Jemia
A small fly
Does that make me
An old lady?
Or
Am i only catergorised as such
If i then go on
To swallow a spider?
I am a touch concerned
That anything larger
Than a very small spider
May be difficult to swallow
Like an iguana
Or cat, etc etc
(Asking for a neighbour, that lives in a shoe)
Also heard from another friend
That spiders
Can put one off
Eating curds, and whey?
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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MiaMyo
Poem Published
20th Jul 2024 1:37pm
20th Jul 2024 1:37pm
Embrace The View
I used to see rainbows in everything, around everything.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
#parody
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4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 4:01pm
18th Jul 2024 4:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 7:22pm
12th Jul 2024 7:22pm
Come & Get It!!!
Y'all like my big black BBQ grill that's 9 x 9
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
#animals
#food
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Solomon_Song
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 5:55am
12th Jul 2024 5:55am
SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC TITLES EROTICISED
#erotic
#funny
#music #parody
#music #parody
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poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
4th Jul 2024 12:11pm
4th Jul 2024 12:11pm
Water-Loo
There once was a man from some thin' pooh
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
#limerick
#metaphor
#parody
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Jun 2024 8:01pm
30th Jun 2024 8:01pm
Fungus Anyone
Fungus creeping under my toes
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
#illness
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
#sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
25th Jun 2024 10:19pm
25th Jun 2024 10:19pm
Mythappropiated
It has been suggested
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2024 3:34pm
23rd Jun 2024 3:34pm
Dim Wit Ted
At my wits end
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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DampKitten
Poem Published
17th Jun 2024 4:44am
17th Jun 2024 4:44am
Not Quite Breakfast at Tiffany's
There’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakes
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
#food
#funny
#parody
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