Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
Come & Get It!!!
Y'all like my big black BBQ grill that's 9 x 9
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
#animals
#food
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
134 reads
4 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC TITLES EROTICISED
#erotic
#funny
#music #parody
#music #parody
148 reads
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poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
Water-Loo
There once was a man from some thin' pooh
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
#limerick
#metaphor
#parody
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Jun 2024 9:01pm
30th Jun 2024 9:01pm
Fungus Anyone
Fungus creeping under my toes
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
#illness
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
#sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
25th Jun 2024 11:19pm
Mythappropiated
It has been suggested
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
Perhaps in urban myths
Or urban mythis
Or even mythster, and mythis?
That there is very little
Betwixt genius
And insanity
I know of this
To be troth
Because
My pet elf
Just told me....
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2024 4:34pm
23rd Jun 2024 4:34pm
Dim Wit Ted
At my wits end
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
Ive run out of wit
Does that make me witless?
If an owl, lost its wit
Would we just hear
Too(wit)towoo?
I feel myself
(wit)hering
And feel like a t(wit)
Even T(wit)ter
Lost its wit
It's an x wit
Even nitwits
Becomes simply nits
Which leaves me scratching my head
(Wit)h it all
As i now enter
The T(wi)ligh(t) zone
Imagine the classic
"(Wit)hnail & I
May of lost its wit as
Hnail and I?
I now feel dim(wit)ted
(Welsh for no, is 'dim')
Duly noted
Or...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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DampKitten
Poem Published
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
Not Quite Breakfast at Tiffany's
There’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakes
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
#food
#funny
#parody
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
Tomorrow I'll be at the Farmer's Market selling some goodies
Today I created little crosses with gecko's nailed to them. 2 dollars for one, 3 for five dollars.
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
#parody
#satirical
135 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th May 2024 3:35pm
26th May 2024 3:35pm
A Tossed Salad
I'm a po -et
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
24th May 2024 10:48pm
24th May 2024 10:48pm
Brenda II
Brenda
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th May 2024 9:18pm
15th May 2024 9:18pm
The Considerate Abductor
Get in the car
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
#kindness
#murder
#parody
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