Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
390 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
25th Aug 2022 7:06pm
25th Aug 2022 7:06pm
All About Toby
Wherefore art though?"
I have no idea
I'm guessing
We're characters
In another bloody Shakespeare play
Again!
No way!
Way!
Oh yaye
Verily
"To be, or not......"
Not what?
What?
What, not?
Dunno
Something, about someone
Called Toby
Toby? Or maybe not Toby?
Probably much ado, about nothing!
Fin!
by Jemia
I have no idea
I'm guessing
We're characters
In another bloody Shakespeare play
Again!
No way!
Way!
Oh yaye
Verily
"To be, or not......"
Not what?
What?
What, not?
Dunno
Something, about someone
Called Toby
Toby? Or maybe not Toby?
Probably much ado, about nothing!
Fin!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
158 reads
0 Comments
nightbirdblue
Poem Published
11th Aug 2022 3:01pm
11th Aug 2022 3:01pm
Slaughtering Song Lyrics / Unusual Remixes
Part 1:
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
#lyrics
#parody
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
430 reads
4 Comments
NightGoddess
Poem Published
17th Jul 2022 11:39pm
17th Jul 2022 11:39pm
Afternoon tea gone wrong
I
C
E
T
E
A
green and jasmine,
mild brew, refreshing;
great afternoon drink; a
touch of lemon, & some
ginger, so delicious! Ice
cubes melting to a perfect
temperature, paper straw,
red and white (you just like
straws) awaiting lip contact,
exactly the way you want it!
Friend pats you on the back,
nice gesture, tea goes flying
in the air! All gone! Spills
onto uncle, he jumps
up and a
branch
falls
where
uncle
was
sitting!
Sticky ...
C
E
T
E
A
green and jasmine,
mild brew, refreshing;
great afternoon drink; a
touch of lemon, & some
ginger, so delicious! Ice
cubes melting to a perfect
temperature, paper straw,
red and white (you just like
straws) awaiting lip contact,
exactly the way you want it!
Friend pats you on the back,
nice gesture, tea goes flying
in the air! All gone! Spills
onto uncle, he jumps
up and a
branch
falls
where
uncle
was
sitting!
Sticky ...
#family
#food
#parody
#satirical
#funny
703 reads
34 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th May 2022 12:27pm
17th May 2022 12:27pm
The Boxer? (Excerpts-Rewrite)
I am just a poor girl
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
274 reads
1 Comment
WordsOfFury
Poem Published
1st May 2022 3:11pm
1st May 2022 3:11pm
Absolute Whoredown
I stand upon this castle with my throbbing cock,
The women come running to me, they don't even knock,
A ballad of 10 women start pleasing me on my bed,
I slap their cheeks, make their color blood red,
One ethereal whore starts sucking on my rod,
And the others start caressing by balls,
I suddenly wake up, I look around,
A sight to behold, by chains I'm bound,
I look outside and see the green hills,
And somberly remember I forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.
The women come running to me, they don't even knock,
A ballad of 10 women start pleasing me on my bed,
I slap their cheeks, make their color blood red,
One ethereal whore starts sucking on my rod,
And the others start caressing by balls,
I suddenly wake up, I look around,
A sight to behold, by chains I'm bound,
I look outside and see the green hills,
And somberly remember I forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.
#sex
#parody
#funny
372 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Apr 2022 8:13pm
27th Apr 2022 8:13pm
The Ready Bare Piquenic!
If you go down
To the Bluebell woods today
You'll hardly believe your eyes
If you go down
To the Bluebell woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
For Jemia
The ready bare bear
Who loves her honey mead
And copper red head hair
Today's the day
That ready bares
Love a piquenic
by Jemia
To the Bluebell woods today
You'll hardly believe your eyes
If you go down
To the Bluebell woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
For Jemia
The ready bare bear
Who loves her honey mead
And copper red head hair
Today's the day
That ready bares
Love a piquenic
by Jemia
#parody
#funny
196 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
29th Mar 2022 2:06am
29th Mar 2022 2:06am
Jemia, And The Three Bears
first, let me make it clear
Before i commence my word forage
There were no bears in this
Nor any porridge!
After i dilated
For about the 500th time
Fairly routinely
Twas never sublime
I entered the bathroom
For my usual shower
To water my petals
Like a flower
When i stepped into the shower
Ouch! it was to hot
I added cold water
Then it was to cold
After further adjustments
It was just right
Well
I was a little bare!
by Jemia
Before i commence my word forage
There were no bears in this
Nor any porridge!
After i dilated
For about the 500th time
Fairly routinely
Twas never sublime
I entered the bathroom
For my usual shower
To water my petals
Like a flower
When i stepped into the shower
Ouch! it was to hot
I added cold water
Then it was to cold
After further adjustments
It was just right
Well
I was a little bare!
by Jemia
#narrative
#parody
#funny #prose
#funny #prose
286 reads
1 Comment
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
Long And Lovely
Visual- Oh those legs....
#women
#parody
#satirical #vanity
#satirical #vanity
562 reads
15 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
1st Dec 2021 9:58am
1st Dec 2021 9:58am
a writer's problem
A writers’ problem
The thing is this when you die; you can’t go back
and write about it.
Those, there are a few, who say they can are charlatans.
We can speculate about death or write a thesis about it
or we can write about near-death experiences
like if a bright light a choir singing soft songs to harp music.
The river of no return.
When driving on the long bridge on my way to Algarve
I think of the bridge falling, but it is always about survival
a story to tell, the one who got away.
Death is the ending of a book you read, ...
The thing is this when you die; you can’t go back
and write about it.
Those, there are a few, who say they can are charlatans.
We can speculate about death or write a thesis about it
or we can write about near-death experiences
like if a bright light a choir singing soft songs to harp music.
The river of no return.
When driving on the long bridge on my way to Algarve
I think of the bridge falling, but it is always about survival
a story to tell, the one who got away.
Death is the ending of a book you read, ...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
324 reads
1 Comment
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
Mm.. The Prince Is Having A Ball…
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
451 reads
14 Comments
Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
10th Nov 2021 3:38am
10th Nov 2021 3:38am
I Want to be a Debutante
I worried all Sunday
it's supposed to be fun-day
about this coming Monday
psyching myself up
just to get the fuck up
groggy and bleary eyed
swimming against the tide
on my third cup of coffee
that tastes like bitter toffee
it's the start of a new day
but I don't need the pay
lets just go out and play
yes sir, no ma'am
work is just such a scam
pull your finger from the dam
our money's...
it's supposed to be fun-day
about this coming Monday
psyching myself up
just to get the fuck up
groggy and bleary eyed
swimming against the tide
on my third cup of coffee
that tastes like bitter toffee
it's the start of a new day
but I don't need the pay
lets just go out and play
yes sir, no ma'am
work is just such a scam
pull your finger from the dam
our money's...
#dreams
#parody
#LifeGoals #SelfDiscovery
#LifeGoals #SelfDiscovery
272 reads
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