Limerick Seeking Honest Critique Poems
#limerick
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
17th Nov 2024 3:29pm
17th Nov 2024 3:29pm
Evolutions
In a butcher and clockmaker tryst
their scion anon gave skills a twist
when gears put together
in slaughterhouse weather
made her a meaty...horologist.
their scion anon gave skills a twist
when gears put together
in slaughterhouse weather
made her a meaty...horologist.
#limerick
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Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
30th Sep 2024 1:29pm
30th Sep 2024 1:29pm
Oh, Juliet !
when Romance and Reality collide
Did you milk the goat Juliet?
oh, dear romeo , not yet,
what about the cow?
well, i don't know how
Go milk Shakespeare's sonnets
**********
There was a man named Xypothalasus
who had sickness in the hypothalamus
he was always gaping
in the pond, and lazing
He was just feeling like hippopotamus
**********
Who's the sterile hen?
A rooster divorced his sterile hen
the hen went to marry another man
she fathered chicks, however
the...
Did you milk the goat Juliet?
oh, dear romeo , not yet,
what about the cow?
well, i don't know how
Go milk Shakespeare's sonnets
**********
There was a man named Xypothalasus
who had sickness in the hypothalamus
he was always gaping
in the pond, and lazing
He was just feeling like hippopotamus
**********
Who's the sterile hen?
A rooster divorced his sterile hen
the hen went to marry another man
she fathered chicks, however
the...
#funny
#limerick
#metaphor
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
28th Sep 2024 3:09pm
28th Sep 2024 3:09pm
Poetic Proses with dumb limericks
Dien Bien Phu
there was a man from fhu shang whoo !!
who fought in the war dien bien phu
when the war was over
he could then discover
that he had been stuck in water loo !
Nonsense
there was a man from kerder fring
who farthed in the worder tring
now, he's a phander fish
on the swinder second slish
hey ,! did you understand any thing ???
Grammar
i don't know why IS comes from BE''
and why WENT is GO if you see ?
there is an explanation,
like i don't...
there was a man from fhu shang whoo !!
who fought in the war dien bien phu
when the war was over
he could then discover
that he had been stuck in water loo !
Nonsense
there was a man from kerder fring
who farthed in the worder tring
now, he's a phander fish
on the swinder second slish
hey ,! did you understand any thing ???
Grammar
i don't know why IS comes from BE''
and why WENT is GO if you see ?
there is an explanation,
like i don't...
#funny
#limerick
#metaphor #ShortStory
#metaphor #ShortStory
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
26th Sep 2024 2:57pm
26th Sep 2024 2:57pm
Dumb stories for the smart ones
Virtual boy
two young lovers made internet marriage
the party held in a spider's carriage
but, then they never met
married over the net
had a virtual boy of miscarriage
Golden belly
a women made a medical scanner
in her body something abnormal
the doctor screamed like hell:
" there is gold. i can tell !!! "
so, i must dig deep in your stomach
Rehearsals
the teacher shouted out in the classroom
i need this to be written out too soon
and there was dead silence
a...
two young lovers made internet marriage
the party held in a spider's carriage
but, then they never met
married over the net
had a virtual boy of miscarriage
Golden belly
a women made a medical scanner
in her body something abnormal
the doctor screamed like hell:
" there is gold. i can tell !!! "
so, i must dig deep in your stomach
Rehearsals
the teacher shouted out in the classroom
i need this to be written out too soon
and there was dead silence
a...
#fiction
#funny
#limerick
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
25th Sep 2024 3:45pm
25th Sep 2024 3:45pm
Some Limericks For The Quick Fun
Numeric
she asked me, do you write limericks ?
yes, i answered, and they are numeric
i counted the syllables
same with the variables;
eventually, it sounded like Mathematics
the dead don't complain
a driver hit two men on the street
one dead, the other broke in the hit
he got up and complained
and the driver explained:
look ! your dead friend is calm in his seat
deep echoes
when he saw his tooth the dentist then yelled
oh ! this is hell, oh ! this is hell !
-why...
she asked me, do you write limericks ?
yes, i answered, and they are numeric
i counted the syllables
same with the variables;
eventually, it sounded like Mathematics
the dead don't complain
a driver hit two men on the street
one dead, the other broke in the hit
he got up and complained
and the driver explained:
look ! your dead friend is calm in his seat
deep echoes
when he saw his tooth the dentist then yelled
oh ! this is hell, oh ! this is hell !
-why...
#funny
#limerick
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
24th Sep 2024 8:24pm
24th Sep 2024 8:24pm
Nose Like Cigar
A woman with a tall nose like cigar
Who has never smoked one so far
Once she was invited
A cigar to be smoked
She stuck out her nose in the bar
PS/ Before poking fun at others, one should first take care of his hump in the mirror
Who has never smoked one so far
Once she was invited
A cigar to be smoked
She stuck out her nose in the bar
PS/ Before poking fun at others, one should first take care of his hump in the mirror
#limerick
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2024 11:46am
3rd Sep 2024 11:46am
No Puking Please
When the carnival comes to town
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
#limerick
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
Water-Loo
There once was a man from some thin' pooh
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
#limerick
#metaphor
#parody
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
22nd Apr 2024 3:43pm
22nd Apr 2024 3:43pm
Time To Relax
Poetic Injustice
People tell me i am romantic
Sometimes, i even look pathetic
They just see Jekyll's grace
But, i Hyde the real face
The victims know my serial tactic
**********
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
she first tried soprano
it was like volcano
that Oum KAlktoum woke up from her tomb
People tell me i am romantic
Sometimes, i even look pathetic
They just see Jekyll's grace
But, i Hyde the real face
The victims know my serial tactic
**********
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
she first tried soprano
it was like volcano
that Oum KAlktoum woke up from her tomb
#limerick
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 8:21pm
31st Jan 2024 8:21pm
A Not So Pleasant Experience
When a carnival comes to town
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
#limerick
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