Some Limericks For The Quick Fun

 
Numeric  
 
she asked me, do you write limericks ?  
yes, i answered, and they are numeric  
i counted the syllables  
same with the variables;  
eventually, it sounded like Mathematics  
 
 the dead don't complain  
 
a driver hit two men on the street  
one dead, the other broke in the hit  
he got up and complained  
and the driver explained:  
look ! your dead friend is calm in his seat  
 
deep echoes  
 
when he saw his tooth the dentist then yelled  
oh ! this is hell, oh ! this is hell !  
-why did you repeat it?  
-i did not repeat it,  
your decay hole, it echoes like deep well  
 
pan for pun  
 
she asked me to write a pun  
that she could handle with fun  
i went to the kitchen  
for a fast reflection  
i came back with a frying pan  
 
wake up with fear
 
crazy guy wants to be  sonneteer
so he started to write like Shakespeare
the first sonnet was boom
the second one did vroom !!!!
that dead Shakespeare woke up with fear