Limerick Seeking Honest Critique Poems
#limerick
Inventing the limerick
There once was a poet named Lear
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
#limerick
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The man from Benghazi
#limerick
#funny
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the young man from Berlin
There was a young man from Berlin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
#limerick
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I Made Love to a Girl Named Bonita
I made love to a girl named Bonita,
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
#sex
#limerick
#funny
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There was a young man from Seville (Limerick)
There was a young man from Seville
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
#limerick
#funny
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Two Virgins
#sex
#limerick
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I Once Met a Woman Named Tammy
#sex
#limerick
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Southern Belle
#sex
#limerick
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Happy Hooker2
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#limerick
#sensual
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God's Horniest Creature
I once had a girlfriend named Suzy
I remember her being quite loosie
That girl liked to fuck
In the back of my truck
Loved to get hold of her pussy
I found out she married a preacher
Probably thinks he can teach her
But she’ll never stop
She fucked like a clock
Now she’s God’s horniest creature
I remember her being quite loosie
That girl liked to fuck
In the back of my truck
Loved to get hold of her pussy
I found out she married a preacher
Probably thinks he can teach her
But she’ll never stop
She fucked like a clock
Now she’s God’s horniest creature
#sex
#limerick
#funny
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Limericks, Nr.06 — Algorithmic Meat-Machines
There was a young man who considered
just who is this “I” in a dither? —
I’m making decisions
an act of derision
by shrinking my “self” to a slither.
just who is this “I” in a dither? —
I’m making decisions
an act of derision
by shrinking my “self” to a slither.
#identity
#limerick
#SelfReflection #HumanRights
#SelfReflection #HumanRights
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I Once New a Lady Named Laney
#sex
#limerick
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