Limerick Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#limerick
ManofPixels
Poem Published
15th Jun 2018 5:05am
15th Jun 2018 5:05am
Spectre
Why am I so dismissible?
Maybe I’m just invisible?
Insignificant,
Illegitimate,
Doomed to remain miserable.
Maybe I’m just invisible?
Insignificant,
Illegitimate,
Doomed to remain miserable.
#sadness
#loneliness
#limerick
#frustration
#confusion
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ManofPixels
Poem Published
15th Jun 2018 4:55am
15th Jun 2018 4:55am
Daniel
Daniel only wanted the Jack,
Wasn’t a fan of smack or crack.
Lacked reasons to think,
Had many to drink,
So he did ‘till the world went black.
Wasn’t a fan of smack or crack.
Lacked reasons to think,
Had many to drink,
So he did ‘till the world went black.
#dark
#alcohol
#limerick
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ManofPixels
Poem Published
14th Jun 2018 8:27pm
14th Jun 2018 8:27pm
Jack
Young Jack always played with fire,
One day he lit up a tire,
The size was no joke,
Jack started to choke,
And his lungs felt like barbed wire.
One day he lit up a tire,
The size was no joke,
Jack started to choke,
And his lungs felt like barbed wire.
#dark
#fire
#limerick
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ManofPixels
Poem Published
14th Jun 2018 8:24pm
14th Jun 2018 8:24pm
Father
There once was a father of four,
Who’d lost his love for them for sure,
So he grabbed a sack,
And led them out back,
And now he’s a father no more.
Who’d lost his love for them for sure,
So he grabbed a sack,
And led them out back,
And now he’s a father no more.
#dark
#murder
#death #limerick
#death #limerick
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ManofPixels
Poem Published
3rd Jun 2018 00:00am
3rd Jun 2018 00:00am
Maine Event
Steven was killer from Maine,
Who took his first life with a chain,
It happened at night,
He felt great delight,
And celebrated with champagne.
Who took his first life with a chain,
It happened at night,
He felt great delight,
And celebrated with champagne.
#murder
#death
#limerick
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ManofPixels
Poem Published
2nd Jun 2018 9:07pm
2nd Jun 2018 9:07pm
Sean's Story
Sean didn’t know that he was broke,
He found out and wanted to croak,
He grabbed some old rope,
Unable to cope,
Closed his eyes, and never awoke.
He found out and wanted to croak,
He grabbed some old rope,
Unable to cope,
Closed his eyes, and never awoke.
#dark
#suicide
#limerick
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
26th May 2018 00:37am
26th May 2018 00:37am
A Man in Need of a Plan
A Man in Need of a Plan - Limerick
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
#sex
#limerick
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Auphe
Poem Published
23rd Apr 2018 1:11pm
23rd Apr 2018 1:11pm
Life Comes At You Fast
There once was a man who lived in a pit,
Covered in scabs, who liked to spit.
Begging for your money-
So he could get some honey;
He flipped off a semi and got hit.
Covered in scabs, who liked to spit.
Begging for your money-
So he could get some honey;
He flipped off a semi and got hit.
#limerick
#funny
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closetquean
Poem Published
17th Mar 2014 5:51pm
17th Mar 2014 5:51pm
Cuckquean Limericks & Other Dirty Limericks
dirty limerick #1
There once was a hunk who would hunt
For the tightest and tastiest cunt
'Til his cock turned dark green
Cuz he'd missed a vaccine
Now there's nothing left hanging out front.
dirty limerick #2
There once was a stud from Niagara
If you looked at him right, he would drag ya
To his dungeon so sweet
Where he'd fuck - then REPEAT
(With the help of fluff girls and Viagra).cuckquean limerick #1
cuckquean limerick #1
There once was a man with such luck
He had his own quean he would cuck
Fucking...
There once was a hunk who would hunt
For the tightest and tastiest cunt
'Til his cock turned dark green
Cuz he'd missed a vaccine
Now there's nothing left hanging out front.
dirty limerick #2
There once was a stud from Niagara
If you looked at him right, he would drag ya
To his dungeon so sweet
Where he'd fuck - then REPEAT
(With the help of fluff girls and Viagra).cuckquean limerick #1
cuckquean limerick #1
There once was a man with such luck
He had his own quean he would cuck
Fucking...
#sex
#limerick
#funny
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jwhwz
Poem Published
19th Nov 2011 7:10pm
19th Nov 2011 7:10pm
My Epic Limerick
What else epic can I write about?
I'm full of words; there is no doubt.
I'm posting limericks now on Twitter,
When I should be changing the kitty litter;
Let's see if self-limericks work out.
I'm trying to start anew in my life;
As a writer and common-law wife.
I'm trying to get myself together;
So, when it's time to worry about the weather,
I will not live in strife.
Because I always have my pen and paper,
And my many-a-cigarette vapor;
It's always nice to have coffee and water;
For, I am a silly daughter,
Who on my poetry,...
I'm full of words; there is no doubt.
I'm posting limericks now on Twitter,
When I should be changing the kitty litter;
Let's see if self-limericks work out.
I'm trying to start anew in my life;
As a writer and common-law wife.
I'm trying to get myself together;
So, when it's time to worry about the weather,
I will not live in strife.
Because I always have my pen and paper,
And my many-a-cigarette vapor;
It's always nice to have coffee and water;
For, I am a silly daughter,
Who on my poetry,...
#limerick
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