Cuckquean Limericks & Other Dirty Limericks

dirty limerick #1

There once was a hunk who would hunt
For the tightest and tastiest cunt
'Til his cock turned dark green
Cuz he'd missed a vaccine
Now there's nothing left hanging out front.

dirty limerick #2

There once was a stud from Niagara
If you looked at him right, he would drag ya
To his dungeon so sweet
Where he'd fuck - then REPEAT
(With the help of fluff girls and Viagra).cuckquean limerick #1


cuckquean limerick #1

There once was a man with such luck
He had his own quean he would cuck
Fucking chicks just eighteen
Til his quean turned so green
That she left him and called him a schmuck.



cuckquean limerick #2

Asked a wife of her man and his chick
"Should i cook now or watch? Take your pick."
Said her man from the bed
"Watch us fuck you'll get fed
With her juice mixed with sperm from my dick.



cuckquean limerick #3

There once was a cum slut from Reno
Who drank gallons and gallons of - YOU know,
Out of cunts, straight from dick,
Drank so much, she got sick,
And now she's a bull dyke from Juneau.



cuckquean limerick #4

There once was a cum slut from Reno
Who drank gallons and gallons of - YOU know,
Out of cunts, straight from dick,
Drank so much, she got sick,
'Til she knocked out a bottle of Beano.



cuckquean limerick #5

When his cheating became overzealous
He said to his wife (who was jealous)
“I won’t cheat if you watch
As I fuck each bi-atch
Soon you’ll beg me to see, taste and smell us.”



cuckquean limerick #6

Said a man to his wife undismayed
While the beast in his pants he displayed
"Would you look at my cock?
It's as hard as a rock!
Lick my balls while I'm fucking the maid."



cuckquean limerick #7

Moaned a wife to her man in despair
"You have tied me so tight to this chair
I will never escape
From this horrid duct tape ---
I can't suck your cum from our au pair!"



cuckquean limerick #8

Said a man to his wife with a grunt
"Well you've caught me but I must be blunt
I don't want to be mean
But this chick's just nineteen
-- You'll get used to my cock in her cunt."



cuckquean limerick #9

Said a wife to her man “I declare
I love sucking your cock to prepare
You to fuck each new teen
Then I suck each your cock clean
Tastes so good, nothing else can compare.”



cuckquean limerick #10 (a rhyme for sarah)

When her husband confessed of his need
To keep pumping her maid full of seed,
His wife cried (with such joy)
For a wee girl (or boy)
"Please go fuck her, I beg you to breed!"