Limerick Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#limerick
missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
Something Surely Afoot?
There once was an Abominable Snowman from Brighton
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
#mythology #surreal
#mythology #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Jul 2023 11:54pm
11th Jul 2023 11:54pm
No Balls
There once was a lady of the old town
Her bar billiards, caused many to frown
She kept hitting the sticks
No points did she nick
As she had no balls to put down
by Jemia
Her bar billiards, caused many to frown
She kept hitting the sticks
No points did she nick
As she had no balls to put down
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
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1 Comment
oskar
Poem Published
5th Jun 2023 10:40am
5th Jun 2023 10:40am
4 line poem
4 lines
Dry straw piled high
On a horse-drawn wagon
The mare was asleep
Dreaming of clover
Dry straw piled high
On a horse-drawn wagon
The mare was asleep
Dreaming of clover
#limerick
#acrostic
#FreeVerse
#quatrain
#paradelle
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Apr 2023 11:47pm
5th Apr 2023 11:47pm
"There's A Bear In The Park?"
There was a young Art In The Park
Whose bite, was Worse than it's bark!
One day on the green
A life model was seen
Declaring "It's only for a bit of a lark!"
by Jemia
Whose bite, was Worse than it's bark!
One day on the green
A life model was seen
Declaring "It's only for a bit of a lark!"
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Aug 2022 12:56pm
1st Aug 2022 12:56pm
Ant I Thesis!
I once knew an ant, called Brilli
Who was born, it is said, in Caerphilly
She found it a squeeze
When she got cheese on her knees
Brilli Ant was actually quite silly
by Jemia
Who was born, it is said, in Caerphilly
She found it a squeeze
When she got cheese on her knees
Brilli Ant was actually quite silly
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
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Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
25th Jul 2022 9:12pm
25th Jul 2022 9:12pm
The place where limericks go to die*
Honoria
In the underground kingdom called Moria,
I first came across this great warrior.
Her weapon? The pen—
it can pierce beasts and men.
Her name? It's the lovely Honoria!
Her
I gathered up Mary and K,
and we all headed out to the bay.
A trio of gingers
as stealthy as ninjas,
that's something not seen every day!
Cipher_O
In the heart of the deep underground,
a mystical poet is found.
His words are quite few,
but such meaning shines through;
he always...
In the underground kingdom called Moria,
I first came across this great warrior.
Her weapon? The pen—
it can pierce beasts and men.
Her name? It's the lovely Honoria!
Her
I gathered up Mary and K,
and we all headed out to the bay.
A trio of gingers
as stealthy as ninjas,
that's something not seen every day!
Cipher_O
In the heart of the deep underground,
a mystical poet is found.
His words are quite few,
but such meaning shines through;
he always...
#friendship
#limerick
#funny
451 reads
14 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
23rd Jul 2022 7:53pm
23rd Jul 2022 7:53pm
Limerick Collection 3
brokentitanium
I have a friend, brokentitanium,
with hair like a coral geranium.
She writes, plays and sings,
and much happiness brings.
She's so well endowed in her cranium.
Brains AND beauty!
The most gorgeous man on DUP
has just paid a visit to me!
His hair's long and wavy;
his eyes blue (not navy);
he also writes great poetry!
I have a friend, brokentitanium,
with hair like a coral geranium.
She writes, plays and sings,
and much happiness brings.
She's so well endowed in her cranium.
Brains AND beauty!
The most gorgeous man on DUP
has just paid a visit to me!
His hair's long and wavy;
his eyes blue (not navy);
he also writes great poetry!
#friendship
#limerick
#funny
510 reads
8 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
LimerElla
There once was a student named Ella
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
#family
#limerick
#NaPoWriMo2022
347 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Aug 2021 11:43pm
16th Aug 2021 11:43pm
Rohmcom
There once was a nazi Ernst Rohm
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
#dark
#limerick
#historical
284 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
31st Jan 2021 10:21pm
31st Jan 2021 10:21pm
A Lady Of Hastings (Limerick!)
There was a young lady of Hastings
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
329 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Sep 2020 5:42pm
7th Sep 2020 5:42pm
"JUST NOT CRICKET!"
There once was a man, John Tricket
Whom had trouble holding on to his wicket
He found a large lump
Which he mistook for his stump
And didn't quite know where to stick it!
Whom had trouble holding on to his wicket
He found a large lump
Which he mistook for his stump
And didn't quite know where to stick it!
#limerick
#funny
#sports
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Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
21st Feb 2020 3:53am
21st Feb 2020 3:53am
Was It The Dublin Coddle
( going out on a Limerick )
There once was a copper named Bart
‘Twas famous the way he could fart,
Locals thought it obscene
How he’d pile on the beans,
The crowd all said ‘He must be smart!’
He seemed to be bless’d from the start
Bart turned pooting into an art,
So on St Paddy’s Day
We were happy and gay,
A party there’d be a la carte.
The town planners made it a gift
And foot the bill due to the thrift,
All the ladies would make
Shepherd’s pie,...
There once was a copper named Bart
‘Twas famous the way he could fart,
Locals thought it obscene
How he’d pile on the beans,
The crowd all said ‘He must be smart!’
He seemed to be bless’d from the start
Bart turned pooting into an art,
So on St Paddy’s Day
We were happy and gay,
A party there’d be a la carte.
The town planners made it a gift
And foot the bill due to the thrift,
All the ladies would make
Shepherd’s pie,...
#food
#limerick
#funny
#culture
#tradition
773 reads
20 Comments
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