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Gruff
Look troll, this isn't you're bridge to cross
please move along
the only riddle to solve here is
how to make you disappear forever
in the fairy tale
you got tossed
and were never seen again
this is the one time I wish life
Imitated art.
This is not Discworld
I am not Cohen
I wont be reminiscing with you
about anything
I'll kill you,
not with my hands
with my words.
Every troll has his day
this just happens to be yours
if this seems a bit harsh,
awesome that is how I wanted it to seem
peace out big fat hairy fuck
I'm on that bridge
you know the one that's not yours,
well I'm burning it
it will be reduced to ash
like how you have been reduced to an ass
please move along
the only riddle to solve here is
how to make you disappear forever
in the fairy tale
you got tossed
and were never seen again
this is the one time I wish life
Imitated art.
This is not Discworld
I am not Cohen
I wont be reminiscing with you
about anything
I'll kill you,
not with my hands
with my words.
Every troll has his day
this just happens to be yours
if this seems a bit harsh,
awesome that is how I wanted it to seem
peace out big fat hairy fuck
I'm on that bridge
you know the one that's not yours,
well I'm burning it
it will be reduced to ash
like how you have been reduced to an ass
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Re: Gruff
21st Dec 2012 9:11pm
re: Re: Gruff
21st Dec 2012 9:26pm
:) lol something like that... I was in a heated debate over Terry Pratchett's discworld ... lol
Re: Gruff
21st Dec 2012 9:36pm
Ha i think i may have have had the same conversation that book has a lot to answer for..
marcus
marcus
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Re: Gruff
Anonymous
21st Dec 2012 10:15pm
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re: Re: Gruff
22nd Dec 2012 00:37am
Me and my friend have had the same argument over discworld for like 15 years :) this is a homage to that argument
Re: Gruff
22nd Dec 2012 4:10pm
Wow I love it!!! It actually left me with a smile on my face since. Good job!!
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Re: Gruff
23rd Dec 2012 8:07am
Smiles-- nicely done here Nikkimoe.
I hope that you enjoy the holidays.
Uley
I hope that you enjoy the holidays.
Uley
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Re: Gruff
23rd Dec 2012 1:58pm
fun funny fun....
butt the
foto of
thee hardon
asshole wit
his bloody
mighty sword
was a bit Too Profound
butt the
foto of
thee hardon
asshole wit
his bloody
mighty sword
was a bit Too Profound
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Re: Gruff
24th Dec 2012 2:08pm
Re: Gruff
24th Dec 2012 3:44pm
hahaha. I don't know who or what you are slamming, but they have been slammed and creatively so. Great wording.
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Re: Gruff
22nd Mar 2013 3:57pm