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Almost Died Last Night (Sordid Details)
It was about as near-death as it gets
I couldnt move a finger
or open my eyes without throwng-up
My voice is totally shot
between heaving over a hundred times
and my larynx
being bathed
in acidic bile
during the last few dozen of em,
cause my stomach was
miles past
runnin' on empty
You know its BAD
when,
instead of taking your
entire financial history
and shipping you
back into
Waiting Room Gen Pop
for 2 hours
they whisk you
on a gurney
directly into
a private room
with all the latest
technological
bells and whistles
of healing
Doc said it was
EXTREME Vertigo
brougt on by.......
a dozen possibilities
of course
he would not committ.
I think it had something to do
with a Massive
Creole Feast induced Dump
I took a few minutes
before the Vertigo hit
It was a "Star-Seeing",
5 flush dump
As soon as
I got outta the
bathroom
onto the bed
and opened the PC
my head started spinning
It became unbearable
while...
ahem....
"logged"
right here on DUP
(hmmmm
DUP and Dump
are just one letter dif
hmmmmm)
I was mid-way through
"Secure in Paranoia: Exhibits A + B"
a rant about
the Econo-Military apparratus
using US as human Lab Rats
Jeeez -- you just cant make it up
no one would believe you
Was Uncle Spam
taking a pot-shot at me?
givin me a little
tweak?
(please read the sucker -- I gave up
a lot to write it!
LITERALLY!
LMAO !
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/68052
I got a CAT scan
a cold, persuasive
automatic voice
said two things to me:
DONT MOVE
the thang rocked
around my brain
about a dozen times
then it commanded
RELAX
the merciful Nurses
pumped me
Pfull of Pfizer
they cranked me
out of there in 5 hours
I only felt
about 20 percent better
but no longer throwing up
I am grateful to those
wonderful, talented, healing assholes
adhering to the letter
of today's fuckin`
"get-`em-in-get-'em-out"
Hospital Policy
Anyways
All I know
is that it was a GENUINE
Wake UP Call
Rock Bottom moment
it was G*D saying
"Yo , Bitch -
You aint sixteen no more!
so I GOTSTA
Take Care of Biz
on the health regimen
and balanced diet thang
or I am a complete Mormon.....
....errr...
Moron.....
...or just a typical
USA raised
male human
with a typically short
21st Century Memory Span
ps:
Thanks "G*D"
WHOEVER
WHATEVER
YOU
ARE
YOU
INHABIT
immediate family
Published 16th Sep 2012
| Edited 17th Sep 2012
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17th Sep 2012 2:17am
Wow: Not a pleasant experience. A wake up call to take care of your health, I believe. Adhere!!
17th Sep 2012 9:58pm
I will - I promise both of YOU,
G*D and Grace that I wont drop the ball on this one......
17th Sep 2012 2:35am
Damn. That is serious. It is about how u got sick the other night right?
And the reason I use lots of metaphors is because I not only want the reader to feel the words but see them too.
And the reason I use lots of metaphors is because I not only want the reader to feel the words but see them too.
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17th Sep 2012 3:14pm
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17th Sep 2012 10:00pm
Thank ye dearly Poppa-Spectre ---
now --- whose got my front?
-- but kidding aside --- Yeah -- it`s prime-time,
gotta keep myself right.........
