Union 404

There once was a vast republic
that for its britches got too big
with a minority so thick...
they voted for a Jersey pig.

That pig was a demented dope
with no way that we couldn't tell
except if you abandoned hope
or got your news straight outta hell.

Dead, at two hundred and fifty,
which is what Krasnov meant to see
with MAGA being so unthrifty
in disregard for liberty!

Some ships of state, instead, are planes,
too afflicted by a gremlin
spiking headway in falsehood chains...
from a sadist in the Kremlin.