The Do's & Don't's of Dating

Money for sex
Dinner for sex
Why? Why? Why? Why?
If I didn't pay would I still get laid?
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!

Here is a token of my affection
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Down on your knees and show your appreciation
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!

Do you pay for your friends?
Do you pay for your date?
Well, whoever will fuck
Will get a free plate

Dating is prostitution
The dating
Keep waiting
and masturbating