Sore Monkey Tales!

drama of the last few days, i  suffered some accidental injuries, caused mostly by my fab new Socofy shoes, ive since realised they have a much narrower heel to the boots i normally wear, plus i was tired, so wasn't the best time to wear them to a ball! the consequence of that,was i fell over twice, next day i noticed a slightly blood stained knee, a swollen hand, and the worst injury was caused when i landed on my coccyx, so moving around is very painful, but i had to go shopping for some essentials, it is bloody agony, i bruised it about 20 years ago, caused by me mentioning to a neighbour, that i'd recently read Blackberry Wine, and she had mentioned that she had lots of blackberry bushes in one of her fields. i cant remember if it was 6 months, or however, me and fam at the time were invited up to their house. her home-made blackberry wine was delicious, and quite strong, and much of the furnishing were brick farm walls, i at some point sat down heavily, resulting in my first sore coccyx. so ive been dreading the pain level, but thankfully not as painful as the first one, but literally a pain in the bum! and hobbling around like a drunken duck (without the quacking.....yet!) poetry open mic thurs, and fri, so bottoms up! xx

by Jemia