Kangaroos Only Have Two

sub title: "The Mysterious Case, Of The Seven Legged Spider"
At first glance, this may not appear to be that mysterious to the average reader.
The spider in question, may, or may not of been born with a leg missing, and that also, despite having one leg less, than your average spider, he, or she, could scamper, and scuttle across the carpet, at a frightening speed
The universe often attempts to offer a kind of balance, an equillibrium
When visiting another dimension, i think it was the day before yesterday, or maybe the day before, or after that. i stumbled across what i perceived as an nine legged spider.
I quickly returned to this dimension, as the nine legged spider had the body the size of a adult human head, with legs about twelve inches long. I thought that an old lady, previously accomplished at swallowing flies, then spiders etc, would of had trouble swallowing this nine legged spider from another dimension, that had fat hairy legs (the spider, not the old lady!).
Anyway, it seemed appropiate, that i should now share this tale to my readers, by putting it on the web
It later crossed mmy mind, that the spider from the other dimension, may not of had nine legs after all. Perhaps, it had only eight legs, but was in a state of arousal, hopefully not caused by my presence. but there was no way i was going back to check, to make a closer inspection, as had decided to give up this investigation, another possibility then came to mind, what if this other dimensional spider, only had one leg, but eight penises, tis worth noting (or not) that male Kangaroos have two penises. Maybe on this other dimension, this spider is known asthe one legged hopping horny spider...........

by Jemia