Pay cheques that rely heavily upon clickbait!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Harry is going to England for a
designated and well known
about in advance, event.
So it's pretty asinine and baffles me, as
I'm sure it does any other similarly too
very intelligent person, why everytime
that Harry goes there or to Europe for
that matter, the British media: simply
and rather specifically the Daily Mail,
crucially its literally Queer hacks like
Andrew Pierce rather distinctively in
tandem with its irrefutably feminine
variety, of very dysfunctional Dykes,
failed marriage, and quite distinctly
menopausal Karens - you know the
ones I mean -  who distinctively, so
love to delusionally and essentially
fancifully report that Harry is really
obviously unquestionably begging  
to undoubtedly meet with Charles,
William, or some other discernibly
undeniably quite useless player in
this Windsor, monarchical, family!

I know that this kind of, at best,
lying and simply dishonest
stuff makes money for
your rag and guarantees you your pay
cheques, by getting the risibly clearly
dimwitted, gullible, and undoubtedly
rather unquestionably, intellectually
challenged clickbait cretins to very
instantaneously naturally respond
like the logically characteristically
significantly, obviously controlled
Pavlov dogs, that they simply are.
However clearly considering that
Harry doesn't actually talk much,
if ever frequently to members of
his Windsor family; then literally,
to anybody unquestionably with
a functioning brain it is patently
obvious, that actually regarding
this upcoming official situation,
that Harry is actually, attending
in England, that somehow, he'll
essentially either be asking for,
far less so, be avidly expecting
any kind of encounter crucially
with these familial, individuals!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
2 May 2024.


Author's Remarks:
It's a truth rather fully acknowledged by the clearly intelligent and well-informed that prized idiots and inane sycophants unquestionably think that their pathetic and dangerously, delusional version of what they regard as the truth is all that matters; sadly for you imbeciles it very discernibly isn't! But who, with a rather functioning brain, really cares?