Pervert in my cellar

Hey there,
There's a pervert in my cellar
He love's to jerk off
There's a pervert in my cellar
Born with a persistent cough
There's a pervert in my cellar
Lies to his mother he's at work
There's a pervert in my cellar
Fired last week for acting like a jerk
There's a pervert in my cellar
Kleenex boxes empty each week
There's a pervert in my cellar
Loves porno woman smearing shit between their feet
There's a pervert in my cellar
His sister tried to justify
There's a pervert in my cellar
If you stop him now, may commit suicide
There's a pervert in my cellar
Began another round of masturbation
There was a pervert in my cellar
Died by erotic-asphyxiation
There's a dead corpse rotting in my cellar