shrinkage

this should be on google images.

LOL, right, then we can all share it on Insta with a badass track and be cool.

shrinkage is a terrible thing

Yeah, yeah it is. Going from an outie to an innie can't be good

You got that BIE-  Big integrity energy.  
I am working on my BBE- Big Brain Energy.

Prom, that BBE is the ONLY sexy shit. It's the ONLY attractive thing.  The brain is the biggest sex organ, so the more you think, the better the mind-fuck, and isn't that the basis of humanity?

Braingasms!!!

Dam girl. I love it.  
Integrity can be a shrinking notion nowadays.

Meh, you can buy a big dick on Amazon and have your own integrity!

BETTY FOR PRESIDENT! Solving America's integrity probs, one dildo at a time!

Baby steps. Humility first, as a cornerstone for future integrity, all of which customarily comes after the shrinkage.

I don't know. I feel like it's concurrent.

The less integrity and humility you have... the smaller it looks to me. I've performed mental-emotional gender reassignments on some  assbags who could throw their scrotum over their shoulder.

Tiny in the mind, tiny in the sack.

Shrinkflation of the phallic menace

OK, if you just made a Star Wars pun I'm totally going to make a pass at you.

The Phallic Menace?! You're on a roll.

Ethan! Thank you.

We just suck so bad as a species with our chronic obsession with the visual. No matter how much Big Dick Energy a body has, they are a sad lay if they don't have that grounding and respect that you mention, and I mean that metaphorically. The fact that basic human decency, doing the right fucking thing even it it sucks, has become esoteric when it's the fucking center of humanity. I tried to double-layer that at the end, to show that even the tiniest dick in the room probably doesn't have matching integrity.

I fucking adore you and your review. You are the King of Commentary, and I appreciate your thoughts!

I enjoyed this. It provoked a lot of comments- there is depth but in a tongue-in-cheek way. 🌹

I mean, dick jokes, who doesn't love 'em? Thanks for the kindness.

Integrity counts BIG TIME
If my dick goes Rouge, I beat it

Problem solved

BIG

Omg! I laughed out loud.

If you shake it more than three times, you’re playing with it.

Big!

I'm a BIG dick fan, my own of course.
Not big but big enough.  Hey I got a tongue too ...

Wow.
I mean wow at the cutthroat fistblow
to the ones with shriveled dick and integrity.

You give no mercy..

<3

No, I don't give any mercy.

I'm glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for the read and review.

I need this on a t-shirt…

Laughed my ass off, but it’s so damn true for some of those supposed grown men.

RIGHT?! We should start a t-shirt business. OMG... we'd be banned from polite society.

They should gift us tiny tape measures to throw with this printed on. Who doesn’t love casual passive aggression.

So tiny.

SOOOO tiny.

Thank you my friend. I appreciate you.

We could had sworn we commented on this poem, we don't know how we forgot, distractions are crazy. We remembered laughing this times as we did the first reading, great piece of tightness

Thank you darlings. I appreciate you coming back to make sure you'd commented. I really do.