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Stentoria
Hey America, just shut the fuck up
And our country will be great again.
Put less caffeine in your coffee cup
And less cocaine in the mise-en-scene;
You know the one, with the chihuahua yap
From the motorhead neighbor two stroke dunce
All fired up for hypersonic rap
With midnight fireworks lit all at once
Since Harley Davidson's rude exhaust
Won't reach decibel levels high enough
For the requisite eardrum holocaust
It takes for dudes to feel big and tough
When the MAGA maniac rebel yell
Becomes the kind of thing that's hard to sell.
And our country will be great again.
Put less caffeine in your coffee cup
And less cocaine in the mise-en-scene;
You know the one, with the chihuahua yap
From the motorhead neighbor two stroke dunce
All fired up for hypersonic rap
With midnight fireworks lit all at once
Since Harley Davidson's rude exhaust
Won't reach decibel levels high enough
For the requisite eardrum holocaust
It takes for dudes to feel big and tough
When the MAGA maniac rebel yell
Becomes the kind of thing that's hard to sell.
Published 19th Mar 2023
Author's Note
What's with all the noise?
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19th Mar 2023 7:39am
Great read MidnightSonneteer,
Some class barbs in there:
Put less caffeine in your coffee cup
And less cocaine in the mise-en-scene;
From the motorhead neighbor two stroke dunce ........OUCH!! Brilliant
Clever title... Stentoria
Regards,
BITS
Some class barbs in there:
Put less caffeine in your coffee cup
And less cocaine in the mise-en-scene;
From the motorhead neighbor two stroke dunce ........OUCH!! Brilliant
Clever title... Stentoria
Regards,
BITS
19th Mar 2023 8:00am
Thanks!
But honestly, the worst is the chihuahua.
Barking is really all they can do.
But honestly, the worst is the chihuahua.
Barking is really all they can do.
19th Mar 2023 1:21pm
19th Mar 2023 4:49pm
It seems like we are encouraged to violate each other's hearing without dinner and a show being offered first.
I doubt this thing with Donald Trump will come to anything, if indeed this is what you're refering to, in code. When he says, 'Take our nation back' I don't know what he means by his vagueness. Why doesn't he just talk in plain English instead of riddles, the prat?! Also, why don't they just arrest him tomorrow, as he won't be expecting that. Stormy Daniels, you're a legend in Billy's eyes! 😀
19th Mar 2023 11:39pm
Oh no code needed. I'm perfectly at ease to rhetorically hammer on any degradation compatible conservative, such as a MAGA maniac.
Of course, they and the Donald are extra special when it comes to being a jackass.
But mostly the poem is a skewering of the weird predilection my fellow countrymen have for noise pollution. The poem got going in my head after doing some yardwork to the unending tune of a neighbor's chihuahua, who was determined to have me realize that my side of the fence really belongs to it.
I must remember to restock my earplug supply.
"the prat" lol! I had to look that up. You Limeys are the best when it comes to slang invective! God love ya!
Of course, they and the Donald are extra special when it comes to being a jackass.
But mostly the poem is a skewering of the weird predilection my fellow countrymen have for noise pollution. The poem got going in my head after doing some yardwork to the unending tune of a neighbor's chihuahua, who was determined to have me realize that my side of the fence really belongs to it.
I must remember to restock my earplug supply.
"the prat" lol! I had to look that up. You Limeys are the best when it comes to slang invective! God love ya!
19th Mar 2023 11:49pm
I hope you find peace one day. Obviously, you're probably tempted to shoot the dog, lol, the owner or maybe you are considering moving out. I had squirrels occupy my rented room, so I kinda know what you're going through.
20th Mar 2023 00:10am
Oh it's really not as bad as all that and our neighborhood is generally fairly nice.
The headlines make things sound worse than they are. I'm mostly hoping for the overall sound levels to drop so the collective stress in our mighty republic goes back down to something friendlier, like what we had before the Fox blowhards started to amp up the bored pensioner's slightest imagined grief.
Those squirrels though. They will come right on in to stay, won't they?
At least they can be pacified with a few peanuts:)
The headlines make things sound worse than they are. I'm mostly hoping for the overall sound levels to drop so the collective stress in our mighty republic goes back down to something friendlier, like what we had before the Fox blowhards started to amp up the bored pensioner's slightest imagined grief.
Those squirrels though. They will come right on in to stay, won't they?
At least they can be pacified with a few peanuts:)
20th Mar 2023 00:37am
Yeah... peanuts, haha not that I wanted to give them any incentive to stay! I moved out of there eventually after 13.5 years anyway. 😂
20th Mar 2023 00:32am
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