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People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
People have always sucked
But now worse than ever
Simple manners vanished
Why ?
Too busy texting walking down the street
I could have told you to look out for that dog shit
You wouldn't have heard me
Too busy
Now busier scraping shit off your shoes
Hope you have a lot of grooves on the sole
That will keep you busy for awhile
Off your frigging phone
Some people say I have a bad attitude
I say nothing that a cheap bottle of vodka and a blow job won't cure
I also say go fuck yourself
I can say that in multiple languages
My favorite is a grit language
Its called New York-ese
Hey Asswipe
Yeah I'm talkin' to you
You see any other Asswipes here ?
You got shit on your shoe
It's not from my dog
She's a lady, curb trained
Unlike you
Clean it up and throw it in the trash can
Have a wonderful day
But now worse than ever
Simple manners vanished
Why ?
Too busy texting walking down the street
I could have told you to look out for that dog shit
You wouldn't have heard me
Too busy
Now busier scraping shit off your shoes
Hope you have a lot of grooves on the sole
That will keep you busy for awhile
Off your frigging phone
Some people say I have a bad attitude
I say nothing that a cheap bottle of vodka and a blow job won't cure
I also say go fuck yourself
I can say that in multiple languages
My favorite is a grit language
Its called New York-ese
Hey Asswipe
Yeah I'm talkin' to you
You see any other Asswipes here ?
You got shit on your shoe
It's not from my dog
She's a lady, curb trained
Unlike you
Clean it up and throw it in the trash can
Have a wonderful day
Written by
PoetSpeak
Published 4th Mar 2023
| Edited 5th Mar 2023
Author's Note
Shit on a shoe
Entered in the Peeves competition
Entered in the Peeves competition
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 2:31pm
shit on the shoe got love it when you see justice lol
I agree with the whole phone bullshit and manners matter...
great write ❤️
I agree with the whole phone bullshit and manners matter...
great write ❤️
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 2:37pm
Is everyone else too polite?
I'm polite when deserved
Otherwise there is my wrath !
Thx Brenda
You get it
❤
I'm polite when deserved
Otherwise there is my wrath !
Thx Brenda
You get it
❤
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 2:44pm
Ya. You got to let it out. PS: perfect for that peeve competition on now, Regards, Robert.
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4th Mar 2023 2:55pm
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 3:26pm
Great topic to bring up in this time we live in.
Having manners is important.
Good luck ✍️
Having manners is important.
Good luck ✍️
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 3:32pm
Yes, once manners leave our communities, there's nothing left but chaos and violence..
Thanks for the comment NG
I'm sure your manners are impeccable 🙂
Thanks for the comment NG
I'm sure your manners are impeccable 🙂
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 3:30pm
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4th Mar 2023 3:32pm
Anonymous
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4th Mar 2023 3:48pm
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 3:51pm
Yes
Aliens for sure
I was always hoping they had better manners but it remains to be seen ...
Thx for your comment Z
Aliens for sure
I was always hoping they had better manners but it remains to be seen ...
Thx for your comment Z
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 5:17pm
This is a well deserved poem for the many clueless denizens of the zombie apocalypse. When my school lets out, almost all students have their eyes on their screens, demanding that drivers watch out for them. It's getting worse. Cool write.
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 5:22pm
Yeah, kinda wish we could start over on the text Armageddon. Penalize the guilty and make them carry a 5 pound rotary phone around their necks for a week.
Thx Pink
Thx Pink
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 6:03pm
That must be where the term "shit kickers" comes from , when it comes to shoe fashion...
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 9:01pm
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 6:52pm
Human shit on shoe is a peeve. You can get her to clean it up and then you give her orgasmic bliss. Keep on writing.
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 9:03pm
Yeah, the ultimate submissive.
Performs shitty tasks for Master who then grades her on her performance …
Orgasmic bliss depends on her abilities !
Performs shitty tasks for Master who then grades her on her performance …
Orgasmic bliss depends on her abilities !
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
Anonymous
4th Mar 2023 6:54pm
How do I keep unfollowing you? Frustrating!!
I AM the PS queen of following am I not?! LOL
Yes people mostly suck
Pisses me off they piss you off during your favorite part of the day
I AM the PS queen of following am I not?! LOL
Yes people mostly suck
Pisses me off they piss you off during your favorite part of the day
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 9:04pm
We are not people, we are higher beings !
Therefore we can say most people suck with impunity yo
Therefore we can say most people suck with impunity yo
Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
Anonymous
4th Mar 2023 11:15pm
YO 😊
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 1:11am
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 9:10pm
Be careful, PoetSpeak. You don't wanna be getting into any unnecessary scrapes now! This write is modern poetry at its best in Billy's narrow view, lol. I love it! I've written a few poems about shit myself, however. yours is definitely not shit & is reflective of wider society, in its direction of travel.
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 11:09pm
I love scrapes, as long as I’m the one inflicting carnage.
Just kidding but it’s my style as you know.
Having fun with the tragic nature of bad behavior amongst my brethren here in the big bad city.
It’s tragic but necessary to write these poems.
Cathartic too
Many thanks Billy
Appreciate you !!
Just kidding but it’s my style as you know.
Having fun with the tragic nature of bad behavior amongst my brethren here in the big bad city.
It’s tragic but necessary to write these poems.
Cathartic too
Many thanks Billy
Appreciate you !!
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
Anonymous
4th Mar 2023 10:39pm
Always keeping it real there, PoetSpeak 🤠.
I agree that people in general are rude these days. I recently moved to a very small town. I was amazed at how kind and friendly people are here. I wasn't used to that.
Stay YOU.
❤️
I agree that people in general are rude these days. I recently moved to a very small town. I was amazed at how kind and friendly people are here. I wasn't used to that.
Stay YOU.
❤️
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 11:13pm
I’m trying to stay me, not sure anyone else would tell it would like I would !
I’m glad you found a friendly small town. I think I might need one of those. My dog is skittish of the city. She’s from a small town in Texas. Adjusting to being a city fog isn’t easy but doing my best !!
Always real OH
Fun to write these kick some ass mantras
Many thanks
🤠😬
I’m glad you found a friendly small town. I think I might need one of those. My dog is skittish of the city. She’s from a small town in Texas. Adjusting to being a city fog isn’t easy but doing my best !!
Always real OH
Fun to write these kick some ass mantras
Many thanks
🤠😬
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
4th Mar 2023 11:34pm
I'm too busy reading poetry to look at my pho- oh, never mind.... 🙄 😆
Hypocrisy about phone use aside (and the fact that I'm too uncoordinated to walk & text at the same time), yes, people can be dicks. I'm lucky to live in one of those nice small places AND work from home, so I rarely have to deal with them. And out here in the sticks, our dogs shit way off the shoulder and nobody scoops because no one walks there. Rude? I dunno. We get along...
Keepin it real, cowboy. 👍
❤️k
Hypocrisy about phone use aside (and the fact that I'm too uncoordinated to walk & text at the same time), yes, people can be dicks. I'm lucky to live in one of those nice small places AND work from home, so I rarely have to deal with them. And out here in the sticks, our dogs shit way off the shoulder and nobody scoops because no one walks there. Rude? I dunno. We get along...
Keepin it real, cowboy. 👍
❤️k
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 1:16am
Fucking A
CIA Girl
You should cover some FUGS songs
They were a hoot
A movie is being made about one of the more outrageous FUGS
His name is Tuli Kupferberg
You'll hear that name one day and you'll say to yourself, yeah Poetspeak was talking about him. That fuck bag PS knows everything... and everybody.
🤠❤
CIA Girl
You should cover some FUGS songs
They were a hoot
A movie is being made about one of the more outrageous FUGS
His name is Tuli Kupferberg
You'll hear that name one day and you'll say to yourself, yeah Poetspeak was talking about him. That fuck bag PS knows everything... and everybody.
🤠❤
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 9:46am
Well said PS. Society has lost the art of conversation. What about listening to music, reading books and spending silent moments in our own spaces? Rob
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 11:00am
I wonder that myself Rob.
I have to say though since I got my dog despite all the horrendous behavior of certain dog owners, I've met some cool people too. So there's that. Having a dog in the city is a good way to bond with people.
Dogs rule, people not so much.
Thx for the visit Mister
I have to say though since I got my dog despite all the horrendous behavior of certain dog owners, I've met some cool people too. So there's that. Having a dog in the city is a good way to bond with people.
Dogs rule, people not so much.
Thx for the visit Mister
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 11:52am
Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 12:10pm
no problem with phone matrimony, just pick up your dog shit if you indeed have a dog .....
then no beef
fun comment Hashman
then no beef
fun comment Hashman
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 3:46pm
Oh fuck yeah! Fuck-to-the-yeah. The only time people look up is to hit record, and it’s like… honey, you aren’t just stepping in shit, you’re fucking covered.
Every word bit just fucking right.
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 3:49pm
Humans by and large suck
They talk too much saying little
I'm an alien from the planet Zebulon
Direct Rules
Thanks Betty
They talk too much saying little
I'm an alien from the planet Zebulon
Direct Rules
Thanks Betty
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 10:23pm
LMAO.
Someone has to be the people police out there. You're prime candidate!
Wear the hat, it looks authoritative! In a Charles Bronson vibe way.
I hope your evening goes beautifully, scat-free! Lol
Someone has to be the people police out there. You're prime candidate!
Wear the hat, it looks authoritative! In a Charles Bronson vibe way.
I hope your evening goes beautifully, scat-free! Lol
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 10:55pm
Often I shoot baskets with the freshly scooped dog crap into the corner trash cans.
Most of the time its a jump shot without the jump. No 3 pointers yet. Field Goal percentage is pretty good.
I'm the self appointed sheriff here. Gotta like spam to be in my jail. It ain't pretty son.
Hey make me a character in your book ....
Thx brother Styx
Most of the time its a jump shot without the jump. No 3 pointers yet. Field Goal percentage is pretty good.
I'm the self appointed sheriff here. Gotta like spam to be in my jail. It ain't pretty son.
Hey make me a character in your book ....
Thx brother Styx
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 11:12pm
Yes there is some humor, but the truth is even funnier. People are allowing the world to pass them by as they twittle away on their phones. They can't even lift their heads for simple greetings and at times to be told you have a bad attitude is a compliment. There is nothing cutting sharper or ruder than the truth. We recommend at least three doses of bad attitude daily for anyone with crap on their shoe. Tight work dude
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
5th Mar 2023 11:36pm
I'm thinking there should be walls that rise up suddenly so the clods who are texting and not looking where they are going suddenly walk into a brick wall.
I also had an idea a few years ago for basketball games with no refs and random exploding baseballs. I'm a sick dude but somebody has to write it.
Count on me !
Thx ME
.
I also had an idea a few years ago for basketball games with no refs and random exploding baseballs. I'm a sick dude but somebody has to write it.
Count on me !
Thx ME
.
Anonymous
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6th Mar 2023 9:52pm
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Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
6th Mar 2023 10:23pm
Digging this high praise Raconteur !
I report it as I see it and around my way there's no shortage of bad actors who pretend to be citizens.
Tragic but true with a dash of Poetspeak snark ....
BIG THANKS for your comment and RL
Stay tuned
I report it as I see it and around my way there's no shortage of bad actors who pretend to be citizens.
Tragic but true with a dash of Poetspeak snark ....
BIG THANKS for your comment and RL
Stay tuned
Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
14th Mar 2023 10:39pm
Manners! Civility? WHERE!!??
What a world...knee deep in ass holes we are.
hugs,
buddhakitty.
What a world...knee deep in ass holes we are.
hugs,
buddhakitty.
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Re: Re. People are Not What they Used to Be ( Humor Sorta )
14th Mar 2023 11:05pm
Sometimes I wonder if it's dog shit I'm seeing ? Nonetheless there used to be laws but no more here. You're on your own.
Watch where you step ..
Watch where you step ..