Mike Pence remains UNDEFEATED; as a human speed bump that is

SPIRIT X_the RAW writer

(Jul 4, 2021 original post on Medium)

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The FIRST thing I want to say is that NO, I do NOT 🚫 condone political violence AT ALL-however, in this particular case, this pre-insurrection chant-wasn’t my idea--it was the idea of the CULT members of the THING Pence worships, the ORANGE 🍊 MALIGNANCY=44+1.
SO, there’s really no need in ANYONE telling me a damn thing about this piece, because once again, might I remind you,
"HANG MIKE PENCE" wasn’t mine-
'twas the MAGAts' idea;
If that’s what they thought appropriate to do to him, I didn’t have a problem with it is all I’m sayin’…and obviously, neither did Mike Pence or his big brother, Gregory Pence.

The "wb"

Know when I knew that Mike Pence was completely Donald Trump’s BITCH?
The 'water bottles’.
Remember the water bottles on the table?
It wasn’t a regular 'covfefe' session, where EVERYONE takes turns praising Orange Julius Caesar, it was a FEMA meeting.
Donald Trump moved his water bottle off the table for who knows what reason-and Mike Pence IMMEDIATELY and AUTOMATICALLY removed his water bottle too for NO fucking reason whatsoever!
Totally pimped! Trump broke-in that BITCH!
This goes way beyond loyalty; it’s a cult-like worship! It goes way beyond ass-kissing; it’s ass-nibbling, COCKSUCKING, and ball stroking…
of Donald TRUMP??! GROSS!
It’s as if these were the Trump VP job requirements;

Must be able to do ALL of the following WITHOUT SHAME:

Bow, beg, genuflect, kiss MUCH ass, stroke balls, be a placeholder, must be a complete coward, a bottom-bitch for the right top, DEFINITELY NOT a pussygrabber(cuz' Don's got that covered), must be in every sense of the words-a 'human speed bump'.

Michael Richard Pence, former Governor of Indiana, gladly submitted his resumé stating he could do ALL of that--and as an EXTRA special added bonus-balance a fly on his head for a LONG ASS time during a Vice-Presidential debate while acting like it's not there, even though flies are naturally attracted to piles of shit!



The ONLY thing more WORTHLESS than Mike Pence, frankly, is the sorry bitch who married him!
Her name would be "Karen".
What kind of woman-would be bothered with a man who is so positively pathetic and Bottom-bitched out by Donald Trump, that his own LOSER life and his family’s lives, are MEANINGLESS?! What does that say about YOU Karen? Like, this dude doesn’t care about his own life, or that of you or your kids!? He’ll NEVER defend ANY of you, EVER--why don’t you have a serious concerning problem with that?
Bitch, WAKE UP and smell the horseshit; after all, you married it, so we’ll leave that stank with you.
Oh and by the by Mother, I’m sure you already know this, but just in case;
usually Christian men who are so AGAINST gay people are usually gay themselves or hiding something; that’s from my life’s experiences in dealing with people, and it’s FREE of charge!

"MOVE over Humpty…
we had FRUMPY GRUMPY TRUMPY!
Neither ALL TRUMP’S MEGA LIES
NOR all his MAGA men-could manage to put his tiny PUSSYGRABBING hands or his GRIFTING fat ass back in office again!"

January 6th, Insurrection Day

"As the INCITED and IGNORANT MAGA mob of DOMESTIC TERRORISTS, IDIOTS, and SUPREME ASSHOLES arrived at the Capitol and began roaring in a mantra screaming:
'Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence’--
I began to smile gleefully while doing my eyelash on super-fleek blink;
because with THAT part, the "hang MIKE PENCE" part,
I was ok with that", who’d miss him?
Well hell, wasn’t my idea-I just happened to agree with the people that came up with it.
I also agreed with them, when they decided that they wanted to follow Donald Trump’s advice and NOT vote for ANY Republicans in Georgia--I totally agreed with them that they ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY should NOT vote for ANY Republicans-they even gave a speech about NOT voting for them and I happened to agree with that decision-that’s how we got Reverend Warnock and Jon Ossoff--THEY didn’t vote, WE (Democrats PLUS) did!

I mean Mike Pence was obviously okay with the 'Hang Mike Pence' chant-found out a short while later, that his older brother Greg was okay with it, Trump was for DAMN SURE pleased as
'Purple Punch' at it…
so, why the fuck wouldn't I be okay with it?
{Just as a brief sidebar}
I thought that the older sibling was usually the one to protect the younger ones NOT the one that throws them to the wolves, but I digress.

It's like this Mike, they WEREN'T singing your praises jackass!
They ACTUALLY ERECTED A GALLOWS, to fucking HANG YOU!
Maybe, if you said it OUT LOUD A FEW TIMES Mike, it'll sink in-that they WEREN'T playing!
Obviously you are afraid to use YOUR words so, repeat after me:
"They wanted to HANG ME"!
Now, AGAIN with emotion-
"They wanted to HANG ME"!
Say it as many times as it's going to take for you to get really fucking PISSED OFF you boring ball-less bitch!

The MAGA MOB began to move closer to the People's Capitol, pushing through the shitty barriers that were close to non-existent!

{Brief sidebar}
I'd like to offer that YOU MAGAts are some truly CONFUSED motherfuckers, of course, how much could one expect from inbred trash?
You all were singing some American song, holding LOSER confederate flags mixed with American Flags, doing Nazi salutes, all at the SAME cult gathering of Domestic Terrorism:
You do know America DEFEATED the Nazis right? And that the Confederacy LOST right? And, Trump LOST right?
It's like a Triple-7 jackpot except it's:

LOSER:LOSER:LOSER!

After breaching the 'minimum security' brigade with massive violence, force, and not much resistance-the CONFEDERATE FLAG & TRUMP FLAG (which is the NEW CONFEDERATE FLAG) wielding IDIOTS continued their TERRORISTIC push towards the entrance of the Capitol!
There were MAGAt numbnuts hanging off the side of the PEOPLE’S CAPITOL like white monkeys!
They were breaking windows, glass out of doors, pounding on the chamber doors, then, actual contact with the congressional foyer!
American Flag REMOVED, Trump flag in it’s place, and the pure DISGUST of seeing the Old Confederate flag adorn the halls of the People, something that never happened during the Civil War era-was a sight I wished I could forget!
My mouth was literally agape for many minutes and for many moments.
I was beyond horrified; intensely pissed the fuck off, and seething mad as hell at this scene, helpless to do anything!

These parasites were infesting our congressional halls and offices that they should’ve NEVER had access to--
even on a good day!
Yet, there they were, the summoned serpents rifling through mail and whatever else they found, yelling 'Stop the Steal!' where convenient, while the Election Certification is ongoing not far away.

The mob moves through the halls and up hallway stairs where they encounter Black Stallion and Superhero, Officer Eugene Goodman, who began leading them towards more officers and away from the Senate chamber-
CERTIFICATION HALTED; simultaneously, GRABBED "Pussy" Pence and family are whisked away through a side door-while elected members of Congress duck down and begin to barricade themselves in the chamber, looking for a safe way out-but having to hear the pounding of mass stupidity on the door!
It was a horrendous sound!

All of a sudden, a Qunt, Ashli Babbitt, tried to make entry through the chamber doors and 'Pow'!
She's OUT of here!
WIPED OFF the map, just like that!
So, in that particular moment, I'm thinking okay, now, we're about to see some action on Democracy's side…
then…?!
What the fuck happened security?
Y'all only shot ONE bitch?!
How's that? I don't understand why the shooting of Domestic Terrorists stopped after the one dead dipshit!?
MORE of them should've had some LEAD added to their dietary regimen! Had it been a BLM protest, I'm positive the body count would've been much different!
So, asking for a friend,
did you all pull a Barney Fife and only show up with ONE bullet?
Did your guns jam or what exactly happened to where you couldn't STOP these people SOONER?
Maybe the origins of that non-action action should be investigated, but honestly, I don't understand what the Special Select Committee appointed by Nancy Pelosi is even about. What is this about really? To make it appear as though you're doing something about it? Because I don't understand what you're investigating EVERYTHING was out in the open for all to see!
The main difference between the Select Committee for 9/11 and THIS, is the fact that for 9/11 we DIDN'T know what was going on, we didn't know what was going to happen, who did it, or when they were going to do it--NONE of that was available to us on that day or in advance!
WE know exactly WHO did this, the reason, when it was going to happen, why it was happening, literally a whole fucking published timeline!
Speaking of which, FBI, why is it you haven't ARRESTED Donald Trump for Incitement of the Insurrection??
There's no mystery here, WE have video/audio evidence among many other forms showing, it's all about HIM!
So, why is this orange excrement golfing and shit?
From the SAME event you may also get to arresting Don the Con Jr., his ugly ass girlfriend Kimberly 'Gargoyle' Guilfoyle, Rudy Giuliani, and anyone I missed!
What is the fuckin' holdup?

The 2nd Impeachment

Gosh golly, here's what I don't understand about Democrats with subpoena power on this "NEW" Select or Special Committee for the Insurrection.
I mean seriously don't fucking make me laugh with Democrats having subpoena power-SERIOUSLY that's a joke- Democrats make it that way!

They had supreme power during BOTH IMPEACHMENTS, yet, they didn't give a fuck that they had lawfully issued subpoenas they could enforce-they don't care about that! They refuse to enforce them!
So what does that allowance do for the People? For the democracy?

Case in point:
February 13th 2021-the 2nd IMPEACHMENT of President Pussygrabber Trump.
Democrats WON a procedural vote in the Senate to call WITNESSES!

They ACTUALLY WON the vote, WITH Republicans voting for it-and you know what they did with it-the being able to call witnesses in the Senate opportunity--the procedural vote win?

NOT a gotdamn thing-NOTHING!
DIDN’T call one gotdamn witness, so we’ll NEVER know if any more Republicans would have been swayed to vote FOR Impeachment, because House Democrats take procedural votes for witnesses just for FUNSIES!
Yeah, they didn’t mean it.
And with the unnatural nerve of…
I don’t know who, Democrats defended NOT calling witnesses on follow up MSM interviews by saying-
They DIDN’T need to call witnesses, they needed Republicans with a spine--well, I mean you already knew you DIDN’T have that going into it-so, what the fuck was the vote for-IF you didn’t need any witnesses-is my question?
Why even waste time with a vote if you didn’t need them? Huh?

NOW all of a sudden, there’s a committee that’s needed when they could have handled this kind of shit IN the 2nd IMPEACHMENT trial; but they absolutely REFUSED to do so-after that long-ass drawn out time they took after winning that vote-while we think we’re getting ready to see some action-and when they return, it’s a big fucking DUD!!
And, just for my own personal edification, I would love to know who came up with that piece of shit idea to keep purposefully calling Mike Pence BRAVE?!
I almost threw up several times, and actually threw up in my throat a lil' bit, because you can call Mike Pence a lot of things-I mean a WHOLE lot of things;
but one thing you can NEVER call him-a word you could absolutely positively never ever EVER fucking apply to Mike Pence, is 'BRAVERY’! FUCK NO, nowhere, nohow!
He knows NOTHING about bravery or courage at all-ZERO!
So, for my own personal edification, I would love to know who’s brilliant idea it was House Democrats, to KEEP saying how brave Mike was to NOT do something he COULDN’T do in the FIRST fucking place?! Huh?! Who’s Einstein idea was that Democrats? It was SICKENING!

Watching the Insurrection, the violence and horror of it ALL unfold in REAL-TIME, was truly surreal, but, it WAS watched in REAL time.

What exactly is there left to find out other than how many Congress people were involved?
Donald Trump laid the groundwork for the shit months BEFORE the 2020 election and continued afterwards!
He, himself on Twitter, MANY times, made reference to January 6th; come to Washington on January 6th 'it’s going to be wild’!
So, what the fuck is this committee about Nance?
Democrats seem absolutely averse to imposing DESERVED accountability...
it’s just a show.
Seems as though Democrats want to sit on their hands when they’re not twiddling their thumbs-while Republicans continue to erode our democracy into the abyss of F-Rated movie:
'Trumpism' the next Autocracy!

In June 2021, Mike Pence stated:

'he isn’t sure that he and Donald Trump will ever see "eye to eye" over what happened on January 6;

"Eye to Eye" Mikey…?

REALLY?! Your EYES were about to have it via the rudderless wave of AMORAL MAGA MOB members and Orange JEEZUS-CLOSED FOREVER!

Mike Pence, what a complete WASTE of space you are!
It doesn’t please me to say that, it’s just the way it ‘tiz.

So, from this time til' next;
Mike Pence remains UNDEFEATED…
as a human speed bump that is!

SPIRIT X|
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