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The Witch Patch Ch 24

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Dickie, Sally & Firefly Fairies � � � � � �
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Hello again it�s me Blake, and as promised here is a little backstory about Dickie, Sally and the Firefly Fairies. � � � � � �
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Dickie is up first� � � � � � �
Dickie Breakstone is the oldest brother on my fathers side and a long time ago, Dickie, in a drunken stupor during a family BBQ at our house was caught coming out of the barn with his pants down after he�d been humpin� on-a �big roundish orange and white flecked flower-gourd he had obviously carved a hole into! � � � � � �
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The gourd was still in his hands when Dickie first stumbled outta the barn. Cousin Dickie�s dinky was just, well-um� it was just, �T h e r e!��Yup, it sure was, just dangling in the wind, wild and free, long and limp for everyone to see, ffs! I heard myself say. � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �
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�O h�t h e�h o r r o r!� �heckled Uncle Stratus. � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �
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�Omg!�, We all gasped! Dickie�s dinky was drippin� with cock snot! He musta just blew his load! Loser! ��You fucken wanker!� A voice shouted out! We were all thinking it but nobody said it except his own wife, Sally. Thank God! Chastity wasn't even born yet. � � � � � �
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It was kinda funny, to be honest, but more alarming than anything else. Hence the nickname, Drippy-Dinky-Dickie. Most people just call him doofus, especially when he says or does something ridiculously stupid. Please, don�t feel sad for Dickie, whether he means it or not, he�s still a fuckin� doofus� � � � � � �
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Oh and one last note on the history of Drippy-Dinky-Dickie. �Dickie is not mentally ill to the best of anyone's knowledge, nor has he ever been beaten. Plus, it�s not like Dickie�s stupid or anything. He did graduate earning himself a bunch of degrees like a PhD both in witch school and at M.I.T Dickie studied astrophysics, nuclear fusion and Aerospace and alchemy. He�s kind of a genius. � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �
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Now before people start thinking he�s on the spectrum or has Asperger's syndrome think again, he isn�t and doesn�t. Dicky can be a real mathah fuckah when he wants to be and is quite capable of defending himself. Nope Dickie is what he chooses to be, a fucken drunken doofus. And while all this is true, we love him anyway. � � � � � � � � � � � �
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Back Alley Sally� � � � � � �
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So I realize you may be wondering? ��Why so harsh?" �"What did Sally ever do to deserve the cold shoulder from me and others?" �� Here�s why, and what� � � � � � � � � � �
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a long time ago Sally was a respectable witch, a good mother and a good wife; until one day she claims she was 'raped.' We never did find out who did it, but many people suspect and speculate it was Drake Theron. I, and a few others personally believe she and Drake had an affair and got caught! However, It�s never really been proven. it�s whatever. �Anyway since then, Sally started drinking and hasn�t stopped since. Some people think Kujo, is �Drake's kid?� � � � � � �
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Firefly fairies� � � � � � �
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One day about 250 years ago a witch who happens to have a seat on the witches council was walking through the woods and found a jar full of firefly fairies trapped inside a jar just sitting on a swing totally abandoned. � � � � � �
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One can only assume they ended up there and that way from the hands of the outside world. Well the witch set the fairies free and so a kinship was born. � � � � � �
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Madonna Breakstone is that witch and granted the fairies protection longevity and magick, allowing the Fairies to understand and write in human language using there fiery tails. � � � � � �
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In return, the Fairies became our agents, and as such the window candle was created. So from that day forward and to this very day the Fairies are expected to ignite all window candles and leave bright-light messages on any kitchen window whenever needed. � � � � � �
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All fairy messages are encrypted so they�re only visible to our witch clan. � � �
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To Be Continued�

Written by Zazzles

(Broomie)

Published 9th Nov 2022 | Edited 7th Oct 2023

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Re. The Witch Patch Ch 24

Anonymous

- Edited 10th Nov 2022 00:29am

9th Nov 2022 7:31pm

There's some really good stuff here in the flushing out of these particular characters/beings, Jackie! I'm so glad I got a comment on the books before any changes... Whew! Beyond happy and totally in awe by all your hard, well worth it, work. I had a genuine good time catching up and refamiliarizing myself with your great tale, here. I love, love LOVE the witchy world you've invited us into!
Truly amazing work, my friend.
I'm so proud of you!! You rock, lady.

🌹💙 💙 💙🌹
xo
-B

Zazzles (Broomie)

10th Nov 2022 2:35pm

What a beautiful thing to say, you truly made my night. I love you I�ll be over to your side before the end of the weekend to give you a heart felt honest comment on your last poem :D which I did read last night, but I was too drunk to really encompass it .
I love all your support, and our sisterly friendship.
Loves you sisi ♥️♥️♥️
Jackie 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️♥️♥️♥️

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Re. The Witch Patch Ch 24

Honoria

12th Nov 2022 1:39am

Dear J,

Great job! This looks great, reads brilliantly and continues the storyline awesomely. I�m excited to see what�s on page 25. H🌷

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Zazzles (Broomie)

13th Nov 2022 5:07pm

Thanks cuz ♥️♥️♥️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️😘😘

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Re. The Witch Patch Ch 24

Zaynab_kamoonpury

11th Dec 2022 5:13pm

What a fantastic write on a bizarre guy who seems quite whacky. Thumbs up!

Plz also read and comment my newest poem too.

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Re. The Witch Patch Ch 24

REMARKABLE_8 (RichyRich)

12th Jan 2023 2:17pm

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏!! Extremely excellent 👏 👌 👍 absolutely 💯 percent 👏 nicely Narrated 👌 👍 the witch 🧙‍♀️, dickie, and Sally along with the firefly 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♂️ faires, may they have good tidings prosper and be merry!! Please 🙏 keep on writing ✍ ok queen 👸 peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏