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For the love of Minimal

Posted: 20th April 2024 11:25pm
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Abracadabra
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Even if a mermaid tickles your toes
remember you're not a dolphin

Posted: 20th April 2024 11:40pm
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'But I am a dolphin,'
said Flipper,
'So fuck off!'

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Posted: 21st April 2024 00:25am
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the food was good
but failed to sell


Posted: 21st April 2024 1:14am
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Adam
squeezed it,

but wasn't impressed.

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Posted: 21st April 2024 7:22am
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Reduced items from the night market
had darling Eve in fits
She should have gone to Waitrose
but when you're paying through the nose
you don't expect the shits

Posted: 21st April 2024 7:25am
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Tories Rule
but not for long
and may the Lord
have mercy on assholes
as we sail backwards into World War 3

Posted: 21st April 2024 7:26am
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There's something wrong with the ships we haven't got today

Posted: 21st April 2024 7:32am
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We're the filling in a World War sandwich

Posted: 21st April 2024 11:18am
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Return to sender
he said flipping
switches

Posted: 21st April 2024 12:33pm
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Postman Elvis
gets the run around
'cause the letters keep coming back

Posted: 21st April 2024 12:46pm
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Anticipating massive postmaster scandal payouts
UK stamp prices set to finance a Japanese rocket to the moon

Posted: 21st April 2024 2:10pm
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he is not the father!
the postman grinned
and the milkman laughed

Posted: 21st April 2024 4:03pm
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The holy ghost had no excuse
for meddling with the yoghurt

Posted: 21st April 2024 4:42pm
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He spooned it
over her peaches

Posted: 21st April 2024 6:02pm
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He sleeps soundly
When all I can do is lie

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