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For the love of Minimal

Abracadabra
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Even if a mermaid tickles your toes
remember you're not a dolphin

ajay
Fire of Insight
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'But I am a dolphin,'
said Flipper,
'So fuck off!'

🐬🙃

Grace
IDryad
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the food was good
but failed to sell


ajay
Fire of Insight
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Adam
squeezed it,

but wasn't impressed.

🍎

Abracadabra
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Reduced items from the night market
had darling Eve in fits
She should have gone to Waitrose
but when you're paying through the nose
you don't expect the shits

Abracadabra
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Tories Rule
but not for long
and may the Lord
have mercy on assholes
as we sail backwards into World War 3

Abracadabra
Tyrant of Words
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There's something wrong with the ships we haven't got today

Abracadabra
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We're the filling in a World War sandwich

Grace
IDryad
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Return to sender
he said flipping
switches

Abracadabra
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Postman Elvis
gets the run around
'cause the letters keep coming back

Abracadabra
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Anticipating massive postmaster scandal payouts
UK stamp prices set to finance a Japanese rocket to the moon

Grace
IDryad
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he is not the father!
the postman grinned
and the milkman laughed

Abracadabra
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 13th Nov 2009
Forum Posts: 2765

The holy ghost had no excuse
for meddling with the yoghurt

ajay
Fire of Insight
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He spooned it
over her peaches

forever_alone117
Lost Thinker
Australia
Joined 23rd Apr 2012
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He sleeps soundly
When all I can do is lie

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