Dirty Dogs...

Well hey Molon. lol So you are my first dirty dog huh? I am glad I could give you something to bark at. lol

I've always wanted to be a dog with a sexy owner ...
That dog's got it made
I'll bet the food is good too

Really fun write
BIG NICE TITS LIKE

Well I definitely know you are a dirty dog PS. And of course you are going to always seek out a sexy owner. That dirty dog knows what's good. lol Just like you do. ;) Fun is always good in my book. Always great to get a BIG NICE TITS LIKE. :p

Haha, well mud wrestling sounds like fun. I am slippery when wet so I would win and the bigger they are the harder they fall. Blood on the mouth, like a vampire... Ah, you know how much I love creatures of the night Jay. ;)

I agree with you especially on the meaning
I got your idea

I know I have a very dirty mind. lol So I am just trying to share my appreciation for all the dirty dogs out there. :p I am glad you understood my meaning MP. I knew you would. ;)

There are many of them
Even if you feed them well
 They betray you and bite your hand

There are definitely those type of dirty dogs as well MP. I was going for more of a light hearted meaning in this instance. But absolutely get what you are saying as well.

She is the background of a smart dirty dog in naughty aliens too
I understood both concepts and I believed the intelligence was in the interpretation of texts
It has different meanings
Greetings dear kristina

You can rub my tummy I'll do anything for treats lol
Love and light
Ron xx

Haha, who doesn't love having their tummy rubbed. So cute. Oh boy! anything for treats, well I am sure I can think of all sorts of interesting stuff. lol It's like with cats, they will do anything for temptations treats, I call them cat crack. :p Love and light back atcha Ron. Going to get some treats now. :p

You'd be my Catnip
Love and light
Ron xx

So you are going to be rolling all over me and sticking your nose into me. Nice! lol ;)

Works for me lol.xx

You have a point, KristinaX. ;-)

Exactly! I always have the best points damnit! So are you one of my dirty dogs then Billy? lol I bet you would be looking like that. :p

I was gonna say, you probably have a few tricks up your sleeve too, lol. Anyway, fancy a cheap date with Billy? I've got a new poem out btw & hope you'll find it more amusing than offensive. ;-)  

Watching the Mid-terms here cos I'm sad like that!

So many tricks. lol A cheap date with Billy. Well that sounds interesting... Where would we go? ;) There was this little island park in the Thames by where I lived. I love going there. :p More amusing than offensive... uh oh! I don't know what to think of that. lol but I will try to look at it amusingly. :p

I like silly damnit! nothing wrong with that. Now the mid-term election, plenty wrong with that. lol Politics... yuck!

Haha, I thought of that song too... Been a long time since I heard that song. It's cute. lol So I know you are a dirty dog SMS. :p

That's so true, I can get all the dogs damnit! You don't stand a chance. Dirty dogs love me. lol

Sometimes? Make that every time. lol Especially the bone. They are always so ready to give up the bone and I guess that's saying something because we all know how much dogs love the bone.

Fun and easy, that's what I was going for today. I had some heavy ones I could have dropped too but yeah... I like fun... ;)

...done dirt cheap!

Oh I love that song. Dirty deed done for free. lol ;) I know you are ready to do some dirty deeds Tim. ;) Now I have to listen to that song. Definitely makes me want to... * nevermind, innocent look *

I'll be your dirty dog and do naughty things to you all night and a day long.  Keep on writing  my sexy woman.

Haha. I know you are a dirty dog Francisco. And I mean that in the best possible way. lol I love naughty things all night and day, every day. :p You know that. ;)

I know you want me do want naughty things to you, so why do you put on that vibrating thong and turn it to high to feel good and relaxed.

Very cute piece of Minimalist poetry!  

Hey Ted. Thanks cute and fun is what I was going for. For as much as I hate rules a lot of the time. lol I actually like Senryu... having to think of how to fit the syllables. Not good with rhyming though unless I just write it naturally which happens on rare occasion but not usually throughout the whole piece. Oh well, something to think about in the future perhaps. ;) Sometimes minimalist works and I am so happy you liked this one. :)

Knotty girl....

Always a knotty girl my dear RT. But you know that. lol And you are a knotty boy so there... Perhaps a dirty dog too. :p Can't believe it's almost Thanksgiving. Hope you had a great Halloween. It's always great to see you. ;)

Awhh - I have a pit bull who is a gentle soul. His name is Rex.
He's the only dirty dog that takes any initiative to learn.
Pic is too funny!!

I do catch my little chihuahua named Daisy
occasionally sniff his penis area when he is eating his supper-  LOL

I love pit bulls they are very sweet. It's sad when people train them to be mean. Rex is a very masculine name. :p Pit bulls are smart too, lots of initiative. How old is your dirty dog?
Pic is perfect isn't it? lol Yes, too funny.

Daisy, frisky little slut. lol Looking for her a different supper. But hey, she has needs... LOL. chihuahua with a pit bull... man... that's scary. :p She is a dirty dog... ;)

I knew there was a metaphor! As someone who had two rescue dogs  I can say the first bath can be traumatic.

Always a metaphor in my writing somewhere. It's always lovely when you take in rescues and give them a good home. I am sure they learned to love those baths too but yeah traumatic. Try giving a feral cat a bath... Talk about blood. Oh man... That's an experience. :p What kind of dogs? Big or little?

What a great pic!  Lol

And yes, you can teach an old dog new tricks.  They learn best using the treats for reward method!  

Haha, yeah that pic is perfect. ;) I imagine that would be your look too huh? lol

Oh yes! I know you can. ;) Everyone learns best using treats for reward method. lol What kind of treats do you like? * cough * I would definitely have you fully within my control... lol So many treats because I adore new tricks. :p

It reminds me  of *Manimal*
An American superhero television series.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal

Hey there Marks... That seems like a very interesting series... I will have to check that out. I am so happy to see you. ;) I hope you are doing great. So are you a Manimal? And a dirty dog? Inquiring minds want to know you know... lol I am Just writing some new stuff... It's been a busy day so I need a break. :)

You're welcome.

Who let the — ah, never mind lol

lol... That's such a great song. You never have to let the white fox out, she is a free spirit that cannot be contained, right? ;) And I imagine she has met many dirty dogs trying to * nevermind, innocent look * :p Welcome to DUP and thank you for stopping by to read me WF. I really love that. ;)

If I was a puppy dog I feel like I’d be a Yorkshire terrier,spoiled handsome baby boy 🥰

Aw Yorkshire terrier's are so cute... I have a feeling you would be getting into lots of trouble and yes very spoiled. I would probably let you do anything. lol * nevermind, innocent look * But just saying, dog's are irresistible. Especially dirty dogs. lol Always so happy and wagging the tail. So cute... :p

K,  They know WHAT to do (and how, how long & when to do it!) :-)
 Surely I am among the dirtiest of all dogs, the "closeted" dirty old dog...the one who thinks the most lascivious thoughts, has the most lewd imaginings...but who has them in private.  Case of cognitive dissonance, I'd say...and frustrating as all hell!)  LOL Thanks for posting this piece-
-Ted

You sound very experienced there Ted. how, how long, and when... yep... The dirtiest, wow! there are some real dirty dogs out there so that's an accomplishment. ;) But who doesn't love sex really... It's just one of those things that makes life worth living. Lascivious and lewd, two great L words. :p Lecherous, libidinous, lustful, licentious, there are so many... lol But love is what really makes it so much more. Thanks for stopping by to share your thoughts with me. :)

K, Thank YOU!  I am currently at the pound; hope someone will claim me before I'm euthanized.  (I'm house-trained, an experienced "lap" dog with many other qualities....and I know quite a few "tricks.")  LOL

Women's best friends.....

Oh yeah! the dirty ones are always your best friend. :p Until they... * innocent look * and then they are even more your best friend. lol Following you around needing more. Begging for those treats. :p Women always have the best treats always, right? ;) Keep those dirty dogs coming back always. :p

"they know what to do"
Made me smile like "yep" ;-)

Yes, I was going for cute and fun, like the picture. lol Always nice when someone knows what to do right? :p And yes, I can see that you are a dirty one Wally. ;) And I mean that in the best possible way. I am sure you know what to do. ;)

Amen, sister.
Look at us always wanting to feed the dogs..

Dogs are so damn cute. You just can't help but want to feed them right? lol But I love all animals... But there is a special place in my heart for the dirty ones. lol Okay, that probably sounds all kinds of wrong but you know what I am talking about. I just want to feed them and make sure they are okay is all. Beyond satisfied... Okay I am going to shut the heck up now. * innocent look *

Ruff ruff.

Haha... Another dirty dog I see. ;) I bet you have some tricks Thor... The God of Thunder must be able to make things shake and rumble after all... :p