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How Much Honesty ? ( EDITED 4 TIMES )
I'm pretty direct
You know that
We all want the truth
As long as it's the truth we desire
I stopped drinking
I had 3 beers this week
You look hot in that skirt
No, you're ass doesn't look too BIG
You see what I mean
I never lie
I only don't tell the truth to protect
Is it all clear now ?
You can trust me
I promised to pull out
Sure I'll pick up Pampers
I'll pay for them
Where's your credit card ?
You know that
We all want the truth
As long as it's the truth we desire
I stopped drinking
I had 3 beers this week
You look hot in that skirt
No, you're ass doesn't look too BIG
You see what I mean
I never lie
I only don't tell the truth to protect
Is it all clear now ?
You can trust me
I promised to pull out
Sure I'll pick up Pampers
I'll pay for them
Where's your credit card ?
Published 9th Jun 2022
| Edited 10th Jun 2022
Author's Note
The truth is pretty hard to come by these days.
This poem is a play on truth. I'm on my fourth edit.
Gouache Painting by Poetspeak enhanced by X44C Technology
This poem is a play on truth. I'm on my fourth edit.
Gouache Painting by Poetspeak enhanced by X44C Technology
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9th Jun 2022 8:14pm
9th Jun 2022 8:19pm
10th Jun 2022 8:09pm
What are skirts for, if it's not to look hot? (and a pair of high heels too)
Try to extract that heat any way you can to cool me down.
Not saying you can, but try really hard...
That's what birth control is for, you lying bastard.
You aren't touching my credit card. No way...
Stopped drinking, God you would be impossible to be around then.
Too much honesty, the story of my life.
Teach me to lie, it would be so much easier...
Try to extract that heat any way you can to cool me down.
Not saying you can, but try really hard...
That's what birth control is for, you lying bastard.
You aren't touching my credit card. No way...
Stopped drinking, God you would be impossible to be around then.
Too much honesty, the story of my life.
Teach me to lie, it would be so much easier...
10th Jun 2022 9:42pm
I only lie to protect
Didn't you read my manifesto?
I started drinking again because of you, you have that affect on me.
Honey Pepper is your new nick name
Kinda catchy, right ?
I don't want your credit card
Bitcoin only
Let's do some mining down in the hole
That's Happy Friday medicine
Milk Maiden paradise
Make her's a double bartender leave the bottle
Thx Kx
Made my day
X
Didn't you read my manifesto?
I started drinking again because of you, you have that affect on me.
Honey Pepper is your new nick name
Kinda catchy, right ?
I don't want your credit card
Bitcoin only
Let's do some mining down in the hole
That's Happy Friday medicine
Milk Maiden paradise
Make her's a double bartender leave the bottle
Thx Kx
Made my day
X
11th Jun 2022 4:05pm
This reminds me of something that happens all the time at the elementary school where I work. A student will ask me a question, I will give an answer and then that same student will tell me I am wrong. My reply, “if you already know the answer, why do you ask me”?
11th Jun 2022 4:59pm
The less I say lately is better
Then nobody can tell me I'm wrong
That's got to be frustrating at the school.
I work in outside sales at a large lumber company.
Truth is no where to be found. Honesty depends on the day.
Thanks Jazz
Then nobody can tell me I'm wrong
That's got to be frustrating at the school.
I work in outside sales at a large lumber company.
Truth is no where to be found. Honesty depends on the day.
Thanks Jazz
11th Jun 2022 10:57pm
Hahah
I promise to pull out - famous last words!!! hahah
That made me laugh.
Your 4th edit? Dude this could go on and on with all the little
white lies we all tell in the name of love:)
Love this!!
I promise to pull out - famous last words!!! hahah
That made me laugh.
Your 4th edit? Dude this could go on and on with all the little
white lies we all tell in the name of love:)
Love this!!
11th Jun 2022 11:07pm
How much time do you have ?
Fun one to write and just starting to get a few comments.
Rogue life
Thanks Hot Sauce 🔥
Fun one to write and just starting to get a few comments.
Rogue life
Thanks Hot Sauce 🔥
15th Jun 2022 2:32am
15th Jun 2022 2:47am
15th Jul 2022 00:48am
That last line made me chuckle. it reminded of that Robert Palmer song where the line says "she so fine, there's no telling where the money went".
We only ask for the honest truth, sober or otherwise, the rest is up to us.
BIG LIKE.
We only ask for the honest truth, sober or otherwise, the rest is up to us.
BIG LIKE.
15th Jul 2022 1:24pm
I'll take your credit card Wally
She won't give it up
The nerve
Glad you liked Wally
These are fun to write
She won't give it up
The nerve
Glad you liked Wally
These are fun to write
