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Britain, US and Russia
"Britain, US and Russia"
Britain makes love like a girl, whilst The US f**** you with force/
While Russia goes in for the rape, then same day you're a corpse
Britain bowels down to The US, hence why we're seen as a b****/
Whereas Russia will touch you like Jimmy, then deny that it did
Whilst Theresa struggles with Brexit, Donald struggles with his wall/
Whereas Putin just sits comfortable, riding bareback on his horse
British police have lost control, like they have with guns in The US/
Whereas Russia will have you murdered, wherever you are in The West
Politicians talk sh** in Parliament, like The President does in his office/
While Russians aren't one for arguments, cause they've already bombed it
Britain tends to play Football, while The US likes to play a game of Soccer/
Whereas Russia doesn't play, unless it's some gunplay from the chopper
The British police are called Coppers, and The US ones are called Feds/
In Russia they're called Russians, and will just bust one in your head
Our Footie Hooligans are solid, yet with the US ones I'm not too sure/
Whereas The Russians are looking bodies, like the game is called Cold War.
Copyright 2018 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
Britain makes love like a girl, whilst The US f**** you with force/
While Russia goes in for the rape, then same day you're a corpse
Britain bowels down to The US, hence why we're seen as a b****/
Whereas Russia will touch you like Jimmy, then deny that it did
Whilst Theresa struggles with Brexit, Donald struggles with his wall/
Whereas Putin just sits comfortable, riding bareback on his horse
British police have lost control, like they have with guns in The US/
Whereas Russia will have you murdered, wherever you are in The West
Politicians talk sh** in Parliament, like The President does in his office/
While Russians aren't one for arguments, cause they've already bombed it
Britain tends to play Football, while The US likes to play a game of Soccer/
Whereas Russia doesn't play, unless it's some gunplay from the chopper
The British police are called Coppers, and The US ones are called Feds/
In Russia they're called Russians, and will just bust one in your head
Our Footie Hooligans are solid, yet with the US ones I'm not too sure/
Whereas The Russians are looking bodies, like the game is called Cold War.
Copyright 2018 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
Published 7th Mar 2022
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