Shopping for toys

Shopping for toys

Wow look at the size of the thing, I want to have a feel, my god it looks so lifelike and it feels quite real

It seems quite expensive, do you think that's what it's worth, I suppose you pay for quality, look at the length and girth

Does it run off loads of batteries or does recharge off USB, how do you turn it on, the switch I cannot see

I wonder if it makes a noise, does it buzz, rattle or have a quiet hum, you don't want a migraine headache, when you're having fun

I wonder if it's waterproof, could you use it in the pool, aren't you worried by the size, would you use it all

I think if it was really wet I might just get it all squeezed in, well it is my own birthday gift, so let the night begin

Yes I've made my mind up but what colour shall I choose, well that's down to preference, so I guess it's up to you

Black looks impressive but it looks more real in pink, I can't make my mind up, please tell me what you think

I personally prefer the thing in pink but it's really up to you, remember it's your birthday, why don't you just get two

Now thats a great idea, then one will always be on charge and hard, I'll take both young man, here's my credit card

Ron