Lies

His wife was gorgeous
And had her own rhythms
So only once a month, if you please.
Make him wait
Make the anguish and the pleasure last.
So what was he to do?
Prostitutes he tried,
But tooooo mechanical
And some of the bitches weren't even there,
Even chatting on the phone while being banged.
Thus the internet it was.
Tons of dear women looking for Loooooove.
Widowed, separated, divorced
Or, most mind-boggling to him,
The ''single'' woman who turned out
To have two kids.  Not too ''single'' in his  view.
Tons of  women but it is on the  site
''Love at first night''
That he was stunned as he saw
The picture of his wife.