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Husband / Wife Exchange
She offers to make eggs
She: do you want your eggs over easy ?
He: Yes, over easy, just like my women
She ( not spoken) : what an asshole
He ( not spoken ) : no lie
She: do you want your eggs over easy ?
He: Yes, over easy, just like my women
She ( not spoken) : what an asshole
He ( not spoken ) : no lie
Published 26th Dec 2021
Author's Note
There's a poem in everything, even egg preparation.....
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Anonymous
- Edited 19th Jul 2023 3:46am
26th Dec 2021 6:20pm
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26th Dec 2021 6:23pm
Anonymous
- Edited 19th Jul 2023 3:46am
26th Dec 2021 6:28pm
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26th Dec 2021 6:53pm
I read it to her after eating our eggs
She did laugh
Even offered me part of her toast to mop up excess egg yoke !
Win Win
She did laugh
Even offered me part of her toast to mop up excess egg yoke !
Win Win
Anonymous
- Edited 19th Jul 2023 3:46am
26th Dec 2021 7:41pm
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26th Dec 2021 7:02pm
She makes you breakfast now you can thank her with sex on the kitchen table. Keep on writing.
26th Dec 2021 9:13pm
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26th Dec 2021 9:31pm
Sometimes well done is preferred, either way, you get to eat eggs, which is the goal, right. Hugs and peace, oral
26th Dec 2021 9:36pm
27th Dec 2021 00:24am
haha I love this and You! Nothing wrong with a lil fun in the kitchen or whilst cookin. <3
27th Dec 2021 00:47am
4th Jan 2022 11:35pm
LOVE IT. ME AND MINE ARE THE SAE WAY. EGGS, SEXY? WHY YES, THEY CAN BE <3 oops Im all yelling, haha drinks ae strong this fine eve! LOL
27th Dec 2021 5:38pm
Yeah, I thought you might be treading on thin ground there PoetSpeak. You're lucky she didn't throw it in your face! 😀😉
27th Dec 2021 5:46pm
She knows what she married...
A damn dirty dog !!
A great sense of humor, a Brit actually 👏 !!
A damn dirty dog !!
A great sense of humor, a Brit actually 👏 !!
Anonymous
- Edited 29th Jan 2022 7:45am
28th Dec 2021 1:58am
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28th Dec 2021 2:26am
That’s right Ted
Direct
Good thing she loves me or else it might have been a frying pan to the head … AGAIN !!
Happy New Year Mister
Direct
Good thing she loves me or else it might have been a frying pan to the head … AGAIN !!
Happy New Year Mister
Anonymous
31st Dec 2021 4:48am
Lenny likes eggs.
Over easy.
🥚🥚🥚
Liked the poem.
Over easy.
🥚🥚🥚
Liked the poem.
31st Dec 2021 12:25pm
There's so much to like about breaking open an over easy egg.
All that runny yellow. Kinda feels like sex in some ways ...
Thx Lenny
All that runny yellow. Kinda feels like sex in some ways ...
Thx Lenny
31st Dec 2021 5:37am
31st Dec 2021 12:29pm
You do have a beautiful sexy smile
Must be all that orgasmic bliss you receive from somewhere .....
Thanks on the poem
Fun reactions
My wife liked it too
She knows she married a rogue....
Must be all that orgasmic bliss you receive from somewhere .....
Thanks on the poem
Fun reactions
My wife liked it too
She knows she married a rogue....
31st Dec 2021 9:51am
I love them over easy too and I appreciate the humor in it as well.
BIG LIKE
BIG LIKE
I never thought this poem would garner this much attention.
Not sure if it's people's need for eggs or me calling myself an asshole.
A lot of truth in both 🤣🤠
Not sure if it's people's need for eggs or me calling myself an asshole.
A lot of truth in both 🤣🤠
9th Jan 2022 00:31am
9th Jan 2022 00:32am
It's a word exchange with sinister laughter
Glad you did it too
Thx Red Fox
Xx
Glad you did it too
Thx Red Fox
Xx
9th Jan 2022 00:34am
Marriage is knowing when to say things out loud and when to shut up... 😆
9th Jan 2022 00:40am
