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My Birthstone Is A Diamond
My birthstone is a diamond
I'm an expensive Bitch
I'll press you for nothing less than the best, you better get all orders correct or you can exit stage left wit ya snaggle puss ass
The last laugh belongs to me
Try me
I'll wipe you bank account and your nose clean and still won't give you no pussy
It doesn't matter the racks I've got in my pocket
Front me that debit card rapido Papí
Insatiable, I'm not willing to wait
My taste is exquisite financially and physically
I don't need you but I'll make you wanna take care of me
Rewrite and erase you with a pen or in my mental
You'll forget all about your financial statements each month if it makes me happy
Talk to me nice, don't talk to me twice
Like I said, my birthstone is a diamond
I'm an expensive Bitch!
I'm an expensive Bitch
I'll press you for nothing less than the best, you better get all orders correct or you can exit stage left wit ya snaggle puss ass
The last laugh belongs to me
Try me
I'll wipe you bank account and your nose clean and still won't give you no pussy
It doesn't matter the racks I've got in my pocket
Front me that debit card rapido Papí
Insatiable, I'm not willing to wait
My taste is exquisite financially and physically
I don't need you but I'll make you wanna take care of me
Rewrite and erase you with a pen or in my mental
You'll forget all about your financial statements each month if it makes me happy
Talk to me nice, don't talk to me twice
Like I said, my birthstone is a diamond
I'm an expensive Bitch!
Written by
Ashley_M_Hardy
(Cashley Marie)
Published 19th Dec 2021
| Edited 11th Jan 2022
Author's Note
A writing prompt from a friend who gave me 30 mins to come up with something. And here it is!!!
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Re. My Birthstone Is A Diamond
27th Dec 2021 10:07pm
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1st Jan 2022 1:42pm
Thank you!!! And it's them demanding women that get all the glory in relationships
Re. My Birthstone Is A Diamond
5th Jan 2022 8:48pm
Hiya Ashley
Nice poem,
now I know,
whenever we meet
I'll be sure
To keep my
Paper n plastic
Safely away from
Your sparkling diamond eyes
A lovely fun filled poem
💜💜💜💜
Nice poem,
now I know,
whenever we meet
I'll be sure
To keep my
Paper n plastic
Safely away from
Your sparkling diamond eyes
A lovely fun filled poem
💜💜💜💜
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Anonymous
25th Jan 2022 1:01am
Awesome! Love the conviction- and the smile at the very end.
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Anonymous
22nd Mar 2022 1:53pm
Ahaha… a very enjoyable read.
I always find it fascinating what people’s birthstones are and how they relate to us as human beings. My birthstone is aquamarine, and it couldn’t be more appropriate as the head in the clouds wave botherer that I am.
Thank you for sharing this. Bit of an uplifting female anthem this one.
-M
I always find it fascinating what people’s birthstones are and how they relate to us as human beings. My birthstone is aquamarine, and it couldn’t be more appropriate as the head in the clouds wave botherer that I am.
Thank you for sharing this. Bit of an uplifting female anthem this one.
-M
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22nd Mar 2022 2:35pm
Thank you so very much for dropping in! My birthstone is actually sapphire but nonetheless an expensive gem. I love the feedback! Have a wonderful week!!!