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My Poetry Hose
My wife thinks I’m cheating on her with my poetry hose
I suppose my verse comes close to being fully exposed
So when I compose I like to be a little gross and verbose
But unlike pros, my prose probes propositions to oppose
She says: That’s indecent, what are you trying to disclose?
I’ve been known to hone in on the zone with a racy tone
The titter and titillation helps keep everyone on their toes
But these are not pornos so leave my poor nose alone!
It’s cheeky, sassy, asinine and full of innuendoes
The slurs can spur a little gentle mental stimulation
If it’s getting warm perhaps we need a larger dose
Then with poetic cunning I’ll try to master insinuation
My poetry hose shows promise but it’s not grandiose
It’s a thick thesaurus thoroughly thrilled with making light
It won’t blow your mind or leave the readers comatose
But it'll swerve and curve to serve the pervs just right
Published 24th Mar 2021
Author's Note
I know what she meant, but I chose to spell it differently.
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30th Mar 2021 7:54pm
24th Mar 2021 5:44am
Like the alliterative word play especially this line:
but these are not pornos so leave my poor nose alone!
but these are not pornos so leave my poor nose alone!
30th Mar 2021 7:55pm
It was one of those conversations I heard my wife tell my son (his poor nose) and it stuck with me. Sometimes I have to take mental notes to make sure I use these.
24th Mar 2021 7:54am
30th Mar 2021 7:56pm
24th Mar 2021 9:01am
cute rhyming - very nice - sounds like you had a fun time writing this - it made me smile inside
30th Mar 2021 7:57pm
Thanks SweetOblivion.
I certainly enjoy throwing in plenty of rhyme and internal rhymes from time to time.
I certainly enjoy throwing in plenty of rhyme and internal rhymes from time to time.
25th Mar 2021 3:53am
30th Mar 2021 7:57pm
