My Love is Kind Of...

 
My love is kind of funny
You know
     The kind that makes you smile early in the morning
The kind that says hi with sighs and sleepy eyes
And few minutes later it’s already churning

My love is kind of witty
You know
     The kind when a titty accidentally slips out overnight
And I’m like “well hello there bare breast friend”
And she’s like “don’t you dare start to write”

My love is kind of sensual
You know
     The kind when the eyebrows raise up and down to speak
Signaling to let her know exactly what I want
And I’m like “oh baby let me take a peek”

My love is kind of seductive
You know
     The kind when I blink deliberately like I’m in slow motion
But in real life on a guy it’s just not the same
As she laughs at my intended notion

My love is kind of sexual
You know
     The kind that has this raw power and animal magnetism
As try to pounce like a big tiger with a little grrr
But she laughs at my kitten like mannerism

My love is kind of hilarious
You know
     The kind that can make her laugh out loud for a while
I can make her snort and fart simultaneously
Because I like to make my love smile

Now I’ll go make the coffee