Master Baiter

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I am a master at baiting readers for words like birds on my feeders
Because once you take a peek then you’ll be on the hook
Your dirty thoughts will connect the dots then spot my plot
Saying to yourself: It’s just another rhyme scheme but it made me look!
 
Sometimes I master bait at a faster rate because the laughter’s great
We can all have a ball sprawled out on the floor never feeling blue
These acts helps us relax to the max when we’re all able to satiate
Releasing our creative flow which grows with ardor pushing through
 
Have you ever been baited by someone else and then felt frustrated?
Because you and only you know how to handle the situation at hand
I like to titillate because I gravitate to these types of puns to illustrate
Our minds are wired to read between the lines able to fully understand
 
Wait! Let me open the floodgate to create an even vaster spate
Open your ears to hear the plays that could make Shakespeare quake
Pretty soon I’ll be a ranting and panting breathlessly when I culminate
Pitting lines like I’m spitting thyme when it’s on the sheet ready to bake
 
It’s on the plate! Do you like the way I dictate because I seem to fixate?
I take the greatest pleasure in releasing my latest treasure on screen
I love to stimulate brains and orchestrate games because we can relate
But unbeknownst to you I hone to tickle your funny bone it’s a scream
 
Did I motivate? Will you participate in a solo writing session to alleviate?
Is your pen on fire with a desire to release a choir of voices from your head?
Are you firm on your gait? As we prepare to accelerate I must advocate
Don’t hold it in but rather close your eyes and let the words fly instead
 
I may be an exaggerator at being a master baiter or even a mass debater
But I like my rhymes primed for well timed gags, quips and jokes
So if you feel teased because I seized your attention then I am pleased
I’m more than elated I master baited all you folks with this hoax