little johnny

little johnny was very good
every sunday in church he stood
learning about the devil
and all the saints
what a nice picture this paints

but the devil a prowling
and demons a howling
got a hold of little johnny
through friends, taylor and bonny

now taylor and bonny
were not very godly
and decided to befriend little johnny
so at school at the pool
they told little johnny
that they had a game that was cool

on saturday morning
while johnny was yawning
taylor and bonny went shopping
while stoor hopping
they bought a ouja board hoping
that this could be johnny's reward

that night at twelve
taylor, bonny and johnny would delve
deep into the unclean
"come johnny you try"
as they kept a close eye
as johnny talked to the unseen

little was it known
that the devil himself had shown
an interest in this game they played
johnny would ask all the questions he could
and the devil would answer as he should

so at the end of the game
when all was done
the devil sat and waited
as the fun had just begun

the devil tasted the sweet nectar
of this christian defector
and would change his life for good

from there johnny was not very good
in church he never stood
always out growing his cult
trying different ways to  insult
the faith he once so loved

as the main priest in his own church
so often he would lurch
and greet the new men on all fours
little johnny once pure no more