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I am a non traditional women.
I don't bake
but I get baked.
Making a mess
is far more satisfying
than cleaning one up.
The only things
I'd ever consider
devoting my life to
are my guitar,
my pencil,
and my notebook.
High heels mean one thing-
certain and terrible death
by falling/crashing/tumbling
down stairs/sidewalk/slight inclines;
and if anyone ever bought me
a diamond ring
I would sell it on Kijiji
and buy myself
a new leather jacket.
Girl power.