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Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
It’s almost Christmas Eve & I’m depressed,
By trends over the years’ technology.
Of bygone tests of time how we’d express,
Are fading ever faster by degree!
The world connects by Internet dispatch.
It’s almost Christmas Eve & I’m depressed!
With sealing wax and frilly notes to match,
The stationery shops would stock the best.
Carnac remembers Mama at her desk,
A feather quill would quiver as she’d write.
It’s almost Christmas Eve & I’m depressed,
New Year’s, the future of all this will bite.
You see this envelope? that’s it, that’s all,
A setback Carnac can no more repress.
I cannot read predictions through a wall,
It’s almost Christmas Eve & I’m depressed!
Written by
Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
Published 22nd Dec 2019
| Edited 23rd Dec 2019
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Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
22nd Dec 2019 8:37am
Dear JP,
Good luck for the comp. and how this triggers truth. I actually got an email Christmas card yesterday! Is that the beat all end?! I have to admit I was offended. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been this particular acquaintance is always touting her ability to “live in the time” minimize the carbon footprint save a tree.
Well, she can have it. I’d like to remain in the pretend charm of the past, thank you very much. Send me a paper card with a winter scene and Christmas tree on it and sign your name in cursive wishing me the blasted merriment of the blasted yule tide greetings of the blasted season! *cleansing breath*
Excellent write despite my rant
😉H 🌷
Good luck for the comp. and how this triggers truth. I actually got an email Christmas card yesterday! Is that the beat all end?! I have to admit I was offended. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been this particular acquaintance is always touting her ability to “live in the time” minimize the carbon footprint save a tree.
Well, she can have it. I’d like to remain in the pretend charm of the past, thank you very much. Send me a paper card with a winter scene and Christmas tree on it and sign your name in cursive wishing me the blasted merriment of the blasted yule tide greetings of the blasted season! *cleansing breath*
Excellent write despite my rant
😉H 🌷
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
22nd Dec 2019 8:57am
O, I do love your rant, my darling sister... LOVE it ! Because that’s exactly how I (and Carnac) feel, too!
I know those a few years younger than me who have forgotten how to do cursive for the years they’ve communicated with keypads!
Sad. There’s an art that’s dying that I was referring to in my write. I have a collection of cards for every occasion, notes, beautiful stationery w matching envelopes, and a collection of sealing wax & seals. And along with honing one’s writing skill — it’s an art !
Thank you so much, and you are welcome to come visit for a rant with tea & assorted finger sandwiches ANYtime.🥪☕️
Jade🐾
I know those a few years younger than me who have forgotten how to do cursive for the years they’ve communicated with keypads!
Sad. There’s an art that’s dying that I was referring to in my write. I have a collection of cards for every occasion, notes, beautiful stationery w matching envelopes, and a collection of sealing wax & seals. And along with honing one’s writing skill — it’s an art !
Thank you so much, and you are welcome to come visit for a rant with tea & assorted finger sandwiches ANYtime.🥪☕️
Jade🐾
Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
22nd Dec 2019 11:19am
There is an art and elegance to hand written letters that I truly miss. I also miss stationary stores. Now it’s just mass produced ick reduced (although that’s not so bad) but jumbled on the shelves in Marshall’s Homegoods.
And I’ll be over for that tea and those finger sandwiches! They sound delicious and I’m starving 😉
And I’ll be over for that tea and those finger sandwiches! They sound delicious and I’m starving 😉
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 7:11pm
Mmmmmm... I wanna also say
freshly baked gingerbread men & maids, and ginger snaps. *inhales*
Dee-lish. I think this tiger is getting close to the mood.
🐾❤️🎁
freshly baked gingerbread men & maids, and ginger snaps. *inhales*
Dee-lish. I think this tiger is getting close to the mood.
🐾❤️🎁
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
22nd Dec 2019 12:36pm
you spoke truth with conviction the times has changed were computers have taking on a whole new face, for communication its no longer a call it becomes a text or a voicemail, yes over my 60 years i saw how much the world and people has change right before my own eyes...nicely spilled poetess
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 3:42am
Thank you, my new friend.
Ah Yes, the many customs that even those of modest means used to practice & enjoy. Even our spoken language is full of filler words. Some People even read my poetry in wonder of the way I’ve learned to express. I worked years at it because of my passion, and that hasn’t stopped.
I the art of language and how it touches others. The embellishments are delicate icing on the treats people looked forward to receiving for special times, or just because.
Ah Yes, the many customs that even those of modest means used to practice & enjoy. Even our spoken language is full of filler words. Some People even read my poetry in wonder of the way I’ve learned to express. I worked years at it because of my passion, and that hasn’t stopped.
I the art of language and how it touches others. The embellishments are delicate icing on the treats people looked forward to receiving for special times, or just because.
Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 11:13am
you express your thoughts very well poetess i personal miss those days when we use to talk face to face not behind a screen of glass i know those days are gone but it would be a beautiful thing if we just got back to the basic of what it means to be human to be honest and trust worthy...respect
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23rd Dec 2019 7:11pm
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
22nd Dec 2019 1:56pm
Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 4:12am
Aawww thank you for your appreciation & support, dearest Kitty!... I suddenly found a good spokesperson to carry my message to the people who feel the same. A rallying cry maybe, rawr!
holiday hugs,
ever
Jade🐾💌
holiday hugs,
ever
Jade🐾💌
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 00:36am
Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 4:02am
Thank you & Ninha too, my crowfly friends. It’s raining right now, as was predicted, so be safe & warm you two.
Jadey🐾🎁💌
Jadey🐾🎁💌
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 1:59am
Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
23rd Dec 2019 4:04am
Thank you so much, my beautiful sister. With tiger hugs & holiday wishes of happiness & health...
Jadey🐾🎁💌
Jadey🐾🎁💌
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
25th Dec 2019 5:22am
Couldn't relate more to the first stanza... Great writing, Jade, this was an excellent piece!
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
25th Dec 2019 5:33am
Why thank you, my friend... a lot are relating to how such beautiful traditions have been forgotten, a sad truth.
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
27th Dec 2019 9:45pm
O thank you so much, my friend! Such honor you’ve given me... and your words & thoughts here are also beautiful to me.🙏🏻
Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
28th Dec 2019 7:24am
Feeling the blues around this time of year.
I remember watching Johnny Carson when I was young and it was hilarious.
Great piece.
I remember watching Johnny Carson when I was young and it was hilarious.
Great piece.
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Re: Re. Carnac the Magnificent Predicts for 2020
28th Dec 2019 9:46am
Thank you, friend Wally, and...
May Allah bless your pen, Sim sala bim. 🙏🏻
May Allah bless your pen, Sim sala bim. 🙏🏻