So Many Mare Words o' Wisdom

 

"I tire of keyboard heroes and warriors they are neither, they'd piss in their shorts to witness me punching the bejesus otta them."
 David Macleod 2019

"The Cobras' venom is always toxic even when they have no teeth"
David Macleod 2017

"Beware! An eagle with broken wings can still rip your face off"
 David Macleod 2019

"When you have cats as pets, flees can be a worry. Try not to get a bug up your arse about it."
 David Macleod 2018

"The misogynist says "They were just asking for it" the true feminist response should be to snap of his penis with garden sheers and say, "I asked, I got!"
 David Macleod 2018

"I am still looking forward to a movie sequel, "Cunts on a Bus" where they are simply thrown off with an invalid ticket."
 David Macleod 2018

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the hyena laughs and farts in rhyme, still nobody laughs tonight or any other nights."
David Macleod 2019

"Nuthin an naebudy gits glessed unless Ah say so!"
 David Macleod 2017

"The soul of America cries out for validity, that the English can't provide."
 David Macleod 2019

"There are no honest critiques, just ones from the empathetic and caring and others from the bastard arrogant."
David Macleod 2017

"How can you work out who the real American idiot is? He who draws first, he wasn't counting on Shane"
 David Macleod 2016

Cosmetic surgery to help those who are ugly on the inside giving the appearance of a little less ugly on the outside
 David Macleod 2017