Hyenas Roam the Plane

 
The simple-minded hyena
Could not be more obscener

The effect from their ego means
They think their shit doesn't smell
He pretends that his fellow hyenas
And his hyena she dog (Bitch)
Also, Do shits that don't smell
Even if they really do
And they all do

Arrogance masking as stupidity
Knows full well the lies he tells
Himself "only I have smell free shit"
His shit is not worth the paper
He sloppily wiped his ass with
But shits with a feather
Clump and stick together

He runs at the head of the pack
This alpha male with an air freshener
Butt plug up his ass, just in case
The others smell the chink in his armour
That easily lets his vile stench out
Their obvious cowardice makes them
Forever hunt in packs; of other cowards?
It's like they have one dubious personality
To share with all the pack members

The alpha male and female mate for life
Despite having other sexual partners
They crush every dissident voice
Pair up to fight every envisaged challenge
The weak are cast aside in their
Cruel and unusual cannibalistic appetite
Ultimately all members are turned on
They are savaged viciously, no fucks given

The alpha male and female just go one
They recruit bringing on board
The next gang of wannabe victims
They leave a trail of destruction
Death and misery in their wake
Until an angry elephant stumps on them

So if you don't want to be their latest snack
Don't be a hyena, dust your hooves off  and turn your back