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The Squirrel
I saw a Squirrel, sitting up a tree
I saw the Squirrel staring down at me
I knew this Squirrel had more guts
sitting in a public park playing with his nuts
You'd never catch me doing that
I'm not like him, the dirty rat
putting his nuts in the pouches of his cheeks
I've been trying to do that for three whole weeks
Without success I would quickly add
before you judge me strange or sad
I'm not a real Squirrel, it's plain to see
Seems I simply have a nut allergy
Published 28th Nov 2018
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28th Nov 2018 3:49am
lol......love your sense of humor, David, especially when coupled with rhyme and rhythm. But then, I am a little squirrely.
28th Nov 2018 6:21pm
Anonymous
28th Nov 2018 5:57pm
ROFL! Always good to see your humor upon the page, my friend. I feed the squirrels in my yard at home. I'll be laughing when I toss them food from now on. :-)
Lots and lots of hugs!
Lots and lots of hugs!
28th Nov 2018 6:23pm
Yeah you wont be able to get that mental image out of your head when you go to feed them next LMAO
thank you for the much needed hugs
Love and hugs :-)))))))))))))))))))))
thank you for the much needed hugs
Love and hugs :-)))))))))))))))))))))
28th Nov 2018 8:39pm
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30th Nov 2018 7:14am
omg lol
#blessed not to have said allergy
i'd lead a bloody miserable life
this is gold, david
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#blessed not to have said allergy
i'd lead a bloody miserable life
this is gold, david
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