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Note to God
Dear God... my name is Anna.
I'm writin' cause my mom tol' me You in charge of ever'thing
I am awful confused.
The preacher-man on the TV said
You want us to send him our money...
...so he can pray for us...
So...scuse me,
but I'se jus' wonderin...?
When did Y'all start charging??
Sincerely... Anna Leigh Springfield.
I'm writin' cause my mom tol' me You in charge of ever'thing
I am awful confused.
The preacher-man on the TV said
You want us to send him our money...
...so he can pray for us...
So...scuse me,
but I'se jus' wonderin...?
When did Y'all start charging??
Sincerely... Anna Leigh Springfield.
Published 25th Jul 2018
| Edited 28th Mar 2020
Author's Note
Listening to the late night AM radio preachers on long road trips.
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25th Jul 2018 7:11pm
Good one....yeah, those TV preachers are the worst. And then all the gurus...lots of people fall for that crap.
25th Jul 2018 10:10pm
I once heard a late nite radio preacher exhort people to send $$$ and promised them an autographed picture of Jesus himself... that took some balls, doncha know???Ely
I may have to write that one up... need a memory prod.
I may have to write that one up... need a memory prod.
26th Jul 2018 1:41am
OK I'll go for futbol (w/feet)... but must confess to a weakness for Rugby... I want equal time... Ely
28th Jul 2018 9:16pm
Ha very true!
Matthew 7:15
15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
Matthew 7:15
15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
30th Jul 2018 6:35pm
Need to get you some of Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water".
Sprinkle just a little of it on your radio, make a wish, and
...POOF!..., no more scam artist preachers.
Now that would really be a miracle.
Just be sure to save enough to sprinkle on Popoff also.
Sprinkle just a little of it on your radio, make a wish, and
...POOF!..., no more scam artist preachers.
Now that would really be a miracle.
Just be sure to save enough to sprinkle on Popoff also.
11th Oct 2018 11:18pm
Let me know if you ever come across some more ''Popoff's'', i think it might be just the thing.
