Burlesque Comedy

(limericks)        
poésie érotique comiquement 12/30      
       
Maurice was an elderly gent,        
Whose age left him shriveled and bent.        
When Alice inclined        
  her finger behind,        
How straight did old Maurice present.        
       
There once was a minion named Blink,        
In giving his one-eye a twink.        
Bananas he'd crave,        
  so peels he could save,        
He’d rather cum there than the sink.  
   
So David and Jake in the mood,       
Soon found they were all out of lube,    
Jake using the schmaltz,  
  Soon cried, “oy gewaldt!        
Your ass tastes like Yiddishe* food!”        
       
How Jimmy made young Sally hot        
With longing to see what he’d got,  
She took him to bed,        
 used both hands and head,        
But longing for Sally Jim’s not.        
       
How Mary loved all water sport,        
Mike soaked her with every retort, Though hot from his spray,      
  can't go all the way,        
His boat is too big for her port.        
       
A dirty young lady named Sue        
Was having it off in the loo.        
She put him on top,        
  So nothing could stop        
Her having a shit and a screw.        
       
*three syllables (Yid-di-sha) which is Yiddish for "Yiddish."