Progressive Tea Party

Hello there, we shall see how you do!  
Do not worry about time or lateness  
We have always been waiting for you.  
Time for tea and a little nonsense,  
Take a seat and grab a cup  
Or mug  
Or a friendly hug  
But steer clear of the teenage tea  
One drink and you won't know better  
Caught in a mediocre media you see.  
And avoid the annoying adult alcohol too  
It'll wipe away that childish sky  
Leaving you feeling depressed and blue.  
But enough talk of what not to drink
We don't stock those anyway I think.
So pull up a paper top hat  
Pour a plastic table
And enjoy
I shall host as able,  
Imagine a balloon buckaroo party.
Visualize and create what you think  
While we all go clinky clink clink,  
But do not pass out in the drink  
For thats a hymn for a suicide  
An aira for destruction  
And awfully bad taste don't you know!  
Well its time to have a nice drink  
And make up your own mind  
Remember that when you next think.  
Away with the dolls and teddy bears?  
We have those and people here!  
And who am I?  
Why I am Lord Viddax at your service  
And here at this masquerading tea party,
You can be anyone else...