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Sexy Sweet Food Haikus 7.0
(i) Matrix trifle
fruits cream and jello
I just want to trifle with you
there's no spoon needed
(ii) Phrooooot
strawberry slices
something shaped like a peach
I'm feeling fruity
(iii) Not Diet Worthy
fuck the calories
all of your pert body parts
chocolate painted
(iv) No Appetiser
Open leg sushi
you're the main; I'm desert
banana cream shake
(v) Stabbing Dough
freshly creamed doughnuts
It's me making the holes
I'm Lord of the rings
(vi) Sundae
Ice Cream not so cold
not where I'm gonna put it
I'll have to eat fast
(vii) Saucy
it's still most enjoyable
it is that time of the month
Just strawberry sauce
Published 9th Feb 2018
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Anonymous
9th Feb 2018 9:42pm
You and that wicked brilliant humor of yours keep me in giggles, my friend. Gonna be giggling over these for hours. :-)
Big giggly hugs!!! :-)
...Willow
Big giggly hugs!!! :-)
...Willow
10th Feb 2018 5:36pm
it is always gratifying to cause you goggles
Thank you Huge big Hugs :-))))))
Thank you Huge big Hugs :-))))))
10th Feb 2018 4:18am
Omg!!!
"freshly creamed doughnuts
It's me making the holes
I'm Lord of the rings"
Excellent! Haha! *high five*
"freshly creamed doughnuts
It's me making the holes
I'm Lord of the rings"
Excellent! Haha! *high five*
10th Feb 2018 5:37pm
always love to get a hi five and Omg!!! - my work here is done :-))))))
Thank you :-))))))
Thank you :-))))))
You know how I love those sweets ;) shuch shenshual shugary shexies hehehe... you can stab my dough, frosting dem doughnuts! LOL! Pass the yogurt!! =)
Love & giggling hugs <3
Love & giggling hugs <3
10th Feb 2018 4:15pm
10th Feb 2018 4:18pm
Oh yes let me swish and churn it into a frothy milkshake in my mouth... can I swallow? Nom nom nom ;)
10th Feb 2018 4:31pm
make sure your lips are real tight - I hate spillage and wastage
As an alternative we could always mix up a Tuna man milk shake with the help of your pussy.
she is good at agitating :-)
As an alternative we could always mix up a Tuna man milk shake with the help of your pussy.
she is good at agitating :-)
10th Feb 2018 4:37pm
you can go belly up and belly down and repeat - how many pints of man milk does one girl need ;-p
10th Feb 2018 4:42pm
Gulp gulp glug glug glug
How much manmilk can she chug
Milkshake brainfreeze fun
=O
How much manmilk can she chug
Milkshake brainfreeze fun
=O
10th Feb 2018 4:51pm
spurt, spurt, squirt, squirt, spurt
sucking on my straw deeply
gulping the full load
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sucking on my straw deeply
gulping the full load
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10th Feb 2018 5:08pm
Under Man-Milkwood
Here's a tissue for your chin
Wipe then put it in the bin
Your skin now has a shiny complexion
From the cream from my erection
You're so good as a bishop beater
And also such a messy eater
Now you should return the favour
And let me taste your honey's flavour
Licking now from clit to ass
This menu is so full of class
Let me stir your honey pot
Let me get you nice and hot
I'll ride you like a stolen bike
Like a strap-on wearing bull butch dyke
And when we cum it all gets runny
Welcome to the land of man milk and honey
Here's a tissue for your chin
Wipe then put it in the bin
Your skin now has a shiny complexion
From the cream from my erection
You're so good as a bishop beater
And also such a messy eater
Now you should return the favour
And let me taste your honey's flavour
Licking now from clit to ass
This menu is so full of class
Let me stir your honey pot
Let me get you nice and hot
I'll ride you like a stolen bike
Like a strap-on wearing bull butch dyke
And when we cum it all gets runny
Welcome to the land of man milk and honey
10th Feb 2018 2:22pm
10th Feb 2018 5:39pm
LMAO - there is still no spoon - have you ever tried to eat trifle with a fork? (lol)
thank you muchly as always :-)))))))
thank you muchly as always :-)))))))
