Fantastic Lore (Side Lore): Something in the 'where' Tonight...

Rick slicked his wrapper tightly    
around his waist. He was more  
than  a little intrigued as he  
watched  BobbyPin pace. Timmy  
stood close  by with arms folded  
shaking his head  in agreement  
with his "poke happy"  friend,  
Bobby, as he raved and ranted    
about what they saw and where  
they had been. "You  should've  
been   there Rick I tell ya it was  
totally amazing!"   This lil' lady  
was smearing those faux  pas  
foo foos with her sass, while    
sticking it to them real good!"  
   
Lil nut rolled around in a fit of  
laughter like only a nut could.  
Straw seemed a  bit wary along  
with his cousin String,  as each wondered to themselves about    
the possibilities this 'newbie'  
could bring.  
   
"Timmy!" String frantically waved  
his aglet to get his attention."Will  
you  please tell Bobby to cut to  
the chase,  and at least give us a  
name on this product he decided  
to mention?"  
   
Bobby, poked Timmy in the side    
before he could utter a reply,    
"Oooowww!"  "Bobby! That hurt!"    
Timmy yelled in a near fitful cry.  
"Well, as I was saying..." Bobby continued looking sneeringly at    
String with his one pin eye... "  
The   word on the street is her  
name's   Lyps Stic, and most call  
her sassy   but I thought she  
sounded kinda sweet."  
   
Rick looked over towards the  
horizon   as if he expected her  
to be coming  any second, what  
he didn't realize   was that Pinky
with her razor sharp  instincts  
felt Rick looked a little too  
interested in meeting this glossy  
chic. Thoughts ran quickly thru  
scenarios  of their inevitable  
meeting and she  saw her man  
Rick and this oddly new 'shine'  
in his eyes and promised herself  
that she wasn't gonna have any of it...