Angel In Black Leather

My angel in black leather
Offers free advice
Says "Just get your shit together
And don't make me say it twice

I don't want to hear you whine
About your constant pain
It's time you grew a spine
You're driving me insane!"

I say "Please don't crack that whip
I'll do just what you say
I won't give you any lip
I just want you to stay."

She considers this awhile
Then enfolds me in a wing
She slaps me with a smile
Then begins to sing:

"Just give it a rest, my sweet
You have naught to fear
I will make your night complete
Don't shed another tear."

She feathers me in her embrace
And consoles me with her song
She's got the most amazing grace
Guaranteed to keep me strong.