What good is Cake if you can't Eat it Too!?

So you, "want the cake n' eat it too"
Most women despise what that adage ensues...

Yet, we can't...
have our cake n' eat it,
ain't it true?

many men won't, but I admit it
that shit just gives me the blues!

Why in the hell would anyone
want a 'treat' yet not be allowed
to sit n' eat!?

Honestly, that's like sayin'
"Here is everything you could
ever want...

...but hold on Cowboy!
it's just an illusion,
a beautified front...

Too many women make this mistake
don't offer the 'give, without the 'take'
that'll be their  first mistake...

Offer me cake, yes I'll take
n' you can bet your hot ass
I'm gonna eat it TOO!!