No Topic -- how was your day? <3
Anonymous
I fuckin' love this, .. your magic words
Anonymous
oh, .. the words dancing outta of the ether, .. so supernatural, .. so magical
EdibleWords
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I spent my indulgent spare time rifling through the poetry of i is me. Finally found something to roast.... so i did. I have no idea how to put roasts up yet.... except when im not out of room i stick it in my poem list.
So here's what I did...
I is meme
Not to be pushy, but I Is Meme became all rhymie
I had to treat poetry like hustling and get all grimy
Get all snot and teary, yeah I'm talking slimey
Opine your mind much wider don't try to deny me
Dual booting the iPads, working from copy to paste
The only lubricant needed is a little elbow grease
Mouth break dancing on toenails throwing a fit
I've got abdomens trembling as I moonwalk feeling sheepish
Stop on that click, thumb typer
Get chewing gum, gliisser
Elancer that concience hole until it starts to river dance
My cliche reliving starts to etendre my chance
Mouth's intention turning phrases in the Lindy hop
Native tongue jitterbugging with corn and wont stop
Two stepping with ball point, then back on ipad
Promenading around your skull with puns that shout
Booger hanging like a rope dancer dangling
Mouth smacking gum like Mr. Bojangles jangling
Troll minds entwine sassy tango tangling
Slam poetry against the walls, and silly covers mangling
Tarts popping off in poems of stress using nothing but hydraulics
Salsa of sarcasm added in just for taste in this nasty ass frolic
Sweat pouring as the curtains close, the actors too tired to shame
The roaster and roastee acknowledge each other as they both plier
So here's what I did...
I is meme
Not to be pushy, but I Is Meme became all rhymie
I had to treat poetry like hustling and get all grimy
Get all snot and teary, yeah I'm talking slimey
Opine your mind much wider don't try to deny me
Dual booting the iPads, working from copy to paste
The only lubricant needed is a little elbow grease
Mouth break dancing on toenails throwing a fit
I've got abdomens trembling as I moonwalk feeling sheepish
Stop on that click, thumb typer
Get chewing gum, gliisser
Elancer that concience hole until it starts to river dance
My cliche reliving starts to etendre my chance
Mouth's intention turning phrases in the Lindy hop
Native tongue jitterbugging with corn and wont stop
Two stepping with ball point, then back on ipad
Promenading around your skull with puns that shout
Booger hanging like a rope dancer dangling
Mouth smacking gum like Mr. Bojangles jangling
Troll minds entwine sassy tango tangling
Slam poetry against the walls, and silly covers mangling
Tarts popping off in poems of stress using nothing but hydraulics
Salsa of sarcasm added in just for taste in this nasty ass frolic
Sweat pouring as the curtains close, the actors too tired to shame
The roaster and roastee acknowledge each other as they both plier
Grace
IDryad
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It's like 10am and I feel like eating a whole chicken. I'm hungry. So how is your day thus far😁
Anonymous
Indeed, .. epic, .. EdibleWords .. Sunday 7 17 pm, .. had this prostate cancer surgery on Friday, .. ouch, .. now i guess I'm a lesbian, .. always been one, .. my JeZeus, .. this weed drink is dandy, .. shouda been dead a thousand time, .. ha ha, .. but we have words
EdibleWords
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direlegion said:Indeed, .. epic, .. EdibleWords .. Sunday 7 17 pm, .. had this prostate cancer surgery on Friday, .. ouch, .. now i guess I'm a lesbian, .. always been one, .. my JeZeus, .. this weed drink is dandy, .. shouda been dead a thousand time, .. ha ha, .. but we have words
Vicious surgery! I knew a relative who survived his. 🌹❤️
Get well soon!
Eat lots of roasted potheads! You poor butchered pageworm!
Vicious surgery! I knew a relative who survived his. 🌹❤️
Get well soon!
Eat lots of roasted potheads! You poor butchered pageworm!
EdibleWords
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🌽❤️💖😝
Grace
IDryad
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I ate, napped and showered. Nothing much. Today is Monday.
How was your day?
How was your day?
EdibleWords
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It's not late, it's early! Early!! 😜
Grace
IDryad
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I will read a little and maybe write too. Until the moon comes up...evening falls here. Sunset soon. How about where you are?