Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted: You see them live, while at the concert, the roof fell on top of the Benjamins and they all broke their necks. Now they call themselves Broken Benjamins and released a new album 'At The Hospital'.
I wish I could have Jimmy Page's guitar.
I wish I could have Jimmy Page's guitar.
Granted. You may now wish what you wish to wish. But now the genie says you've used all your wishes. So, the wish you wish to wish may be wished, but your wish shall not be granted.
I wish I had the power to grant wishes.
I wish I had the power to grant wishes.
Granted. You agree to grant a wish to a sketchy chess and herbal tea enthusiast who approaches you in a park, and he wishes for all the tea in China. With no tea left in China, angry technicians mortally wound the Internet (and world-of-war-craft systems) ... Anarchy ensues and coffee shops everywhere go out of business. Eventually word gets back to China who took all the Tea, after the guy from the park was apprehended late some Friday morning. To maintain harmony with China, the government apprehends you, and forces you to live in a tree house with nothing to eat but floor-cleaner, ice, mustard, and sand.
I wish I could be the most confusing thing in the universe.
I wish I could be the most confusing thing in the universe.
Wish Granted: you are the most confusing thing in the universe. You are a series of glitches in the sky and a bursting something in the galaxy. But nobody sees you...you are confusion itself.
I wish everybody in the world lived together in perfect harmony.
I wish everybody in the world lived together in perfect harmony.
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RalfTheNose said:Wish granted, but then the melody died. And what's life without melody?
I wish i was what wishes are....a magical fruit that won't go TOOT!
wish granted...but as a genie you are caught fizzing inside a bottle, and even Viddax can't twist the top off.
I wish Lord Viddax would reply to my snap. lol...
I wish i was what wishes are....a magical fruit that won't go TOOT!
wish granted...but as a genie you are caught fizzing inside a bottle, and even Viddax can't twist the top off.
I wish Lord Viddax would reply to my snap. lol...
Wish granted. But I take offence to being snapped at with such impoliteness so snap, snap, snap,snap, snap go those accusing fingers. No happy snaps for you.
I wish I could go to Comic-con not just as an attendee but as an author/creator and really make a dramatic impact.
I wish I could go to Comic-con not just as an attendee but as an author/creator and really make a dramatic impact.
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wish granted. You go the Comic con as the poetic golden bombshell you are 
but you create havoc when you finally open a bottle of Fruit Toot and arse forced by nature to talk to the porcelain throne in the Big Men's room. Hearing your whistles and gargles, somebody tosses you a black top hat under the door. You exit the restroom and enter the Comic con with fire on back of your flowing cloak... but it is the steam popping out of the strange magical "wicked this way comes" hat that sends everyone running in fear of a dramatic, explosive impact. You wander the back streets in darkness, trying to shout out dragons from the sky, but the monsters only hiss, boo and piss on you. Thank me that you have the high top hat to protect your head from that rain.
I wish I could offer Viddax a Snapple bevy.
but you create havoc when you finally open a bottle of Fruit Toot and arse forced by nature to talk to the porcelain throne in the Big Men's room. Hearing your whistles and gargles, somebody tosses you a black top hat under the door. You exit the restroom and enter the Comic con with fire on back of your flowing cloak... but it is the steam popping out of the strange magical "wicked this way comes" hat that sends everyone running in fear of a dramatic, explosive impact. You wander the back streets in darkness, trying to shout out dragons from the sky, but the monsters only hiss, boo and piss on you. Thank me that you have the high top hat to protect your head from that rain. I wish I could offer Viddax a Snapple bevy.
Wish Granted. Yet for all its wonderful flavour of fruit and fancy, it has become the beverage of choice for Hipsters and as such every word now uses an achingly dull pun or shortens everything to all but a few letters. The fun facts inside the bottle cap have also been replaced with blatant advertising of overpriced and under-useful products. This causes the few un-hipsters who drink the drink to commit vicious slaughter to the stupified smiling hipsters. You may be a dove of peace but bloodbath and beyond is all that greets you when out shopping.
I wish work in the West was not so connected to being materialistic.
I wish work in the West was not so connected to being materialistic.
Wish granted: work in the West is not connected to materialism. You now work for free, all your pay go to the poor of the East. You die a pauper and no one even noticed.
I wish the Middle East will turn into the most peaceful region on earth...they even have a peace park there with all sorts of fun things to do, see and experience.
I wish the Middle East will turn into the most peaceful region on earth...they even have a peace park there with all sorts of fun things to do, see and experience.
wish granted, but then you wake up
to find it's all kicking off in the UK,
with Scotland challenging England
and Wales to a duel, and Northern
Ireland demanding to umpire...
I wish nationalism didn't seem so
important to people...
to find it's all kicking off in the UK,
with Scotland challenging England
and Wales to a duel, and Northern
Ireland demanding to umpire...
I wish nationalism didn't seem so
important to people...
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